I like my beer and my bourbon and coke on game day. Even now, I love The Strip, and no game is complete without a visit to Egan's. And it's true that people smuggle alcohol into the stadium. It's almost an honored tradition in the student section, and I sure did it when I was in school.
But it's a mistake to have it freely available for sale in the stadium. Yes, there are drunks now. But just wait 'til they don't have to do anything much to get it.
Especially on a hot day, you'll have people up and down all the time -- either getting more beer or going to the bathroom or both. Our fan base already tends to be a bit reactionary when things aren't going well. Imagine what they'll yell out when they have a little extra fire water in them.
I enjoy alcohol in just about all its forms -- beer on a hot day, or just because the work day is done. A good bottle of wine adds immeasurably to a meal, and on a cold winter night, nothing warms like a Lagavulin on the rocks.
But Bryant-Denny is not the place for beer sales. It would change the character of the experience, and make it more like a pro game, which tends to be rougher, coarser, and not an especially great place to take kids.