The 5 Stages of Grief - Malzahn Style

[TrueCrimson7]

Let's just say his emotions aren't "close to the vest"

 

[Clubfitter]

Beginning to make me dizzy. I'm out.

 

[Padreruf]

I needed a good laugh to start me off this morning....thanks!

 

[Tidewater]

This is what I love about the internet.
Well played sir.

 

[Chukker Veteran]

Just for the record...somebody needs to note Gus has brought back the sweater vest to the college sidelines. It keeps his arms free to make his frantic trademark gestures during the game.

 

[teamplayer]

Add stage 6: Fire an assistant coach.

I was thinking this- 6. Be smug at the presser after the game.
7. Fire my defensive coordinator after placing the blame on the offense.

 

[Catfish]

What stage is this:

Desperation.

 

[BAMALEEBO]

I literally did Laugh Out Loud......awesome.

Me too!!!!

 

[RTR_UA#1]

What stage is this:

I think if he went to see a good Doc he could get some medicine for that.

 

[ValuJet]

I think if he went to see a good Doc he could get some medicine for that.

I think his condition is more mental than physical.

 

[bamaga]

What stage is this:

KEITH MOON air drums.

 

[BamaMark.]

The "why did they have to kill Beth?!?!" stage

Man, I wish I had not read that. I didn't have a chance to watch last night and have it dvr'd.

 

[crimsonaudio]

I just re-read the OP again, laughing aloud again. Sooo good!

 

[tmv85]

I would get banned if I said what I thought. And it isn't very lady-like either. :blush:

 

[ALA2262]

What stage is this:

Hurry up before you have time to count my 12 men on the field.

 

[GulfCoastTider]

Posted at IBCR, with Kudo's to Special K and a link back here.

http://www.ibleedcrimsonred.com/2014/12/the-five-stages-of-grief-malzahn-style.html

 

[Special K]

Posted at IBCR, with Kudo's to Special K and a link back here.

http://www.ibleedcrimsonred.com/2014/12/the-five-stages-of-grief-malzahn-style.html

Cool, glad everyone liked it. Just kinda came to me.

 

[CB4]

I think if he went to see a good Doc he could get some medicine for that.

BREAKING NEWS: Ellis Johnson will donate the $2.2 million he receives from his buyout to research to find a cure for "Rest Hands Syndrome". Said Johnson "It darn near drove me crazy just watching it. I can't imagine what those around Gus go through on a daily basis. But, then again, there is Kristi so......"

 

[theballguy]

What stage is this:

The insanity stage. Trying to control things that are legitimately out of your control.

 

[WMack4Bama]