Link: Trapped Miner's Wife Meets Mistress

[Lou_Holtz]

FOXNews.com - Trapped Miner Finds Himself in Another Tight Spot After Wife Meets Mistress at Vigil

Yonni Barrios' wife, Marta Salinas, and Barrios' lover, Susana Valenzuela, were both holding vigils for him outside the mine.
Salinas was stunned when she heard Valenzuela shouting his name amid a crowd of miners' loved ones.

 

[Lou_Holtz]

This guy is probably doing everything he can to prevent the rescue.

 

[Bodhisattva]

This has the makings of a Cohen brothers movie.

 

[AlistarWills]

Talk about being between a rock and a hard place!

 

[BigTex]

Wife may put him back into a hole in the ground after he is rescued !

 

[rizolltizide]

The mistress was obviously not trained properly.

If I was that miner, I'd dig me a hole and come out the backside of the mine and have all my buddies tell everybody I died and they ate me for sustenance. Nothing left of the poor boy, never to be seen again.

 

[Bodhisattva]

This guy just gets in trouble with every hole he's in.

 

[dWarriors88]

Deny deny deny!

 

[SavannahDare]

Like the mistress, my maiden name is Valenzuela; I never knew we had a Chilean branch to the family. Then again we are an amorous bunch. My father and uncles seem responsible for populating much of Puerto Rico and New York City. Looks like someone spilled some love deeper into South America than I knew. :blush:

 

[gmart74]

Looks like someone spilled some love deeper into South America than I knew. :blush:

that is the most flagrantly perverted sentence i have seen here in a long time. the way you phrased it somehow morphed it into pseudo poetry. congrats. :biggrin2:

 

[ValuJet]

This will not end well folr that miner. :frown:

 

[rizolltizide]

that is the most flagrantly perverted sentence i have seen here in a long time. the way you phrased it somehow morphed it into pseudo poetry. congrats. :biggrin2:

Imagine her saying it rolling her r's.

 

[bamanut_aj]

Imagine her saying it rolling her r's.

or in Chinese

oh, it rook rike someone spir rove deep in Sou Amelica than know. :blush:

or in ebonics

*&^&! Looks like *&^&*(^%$#$%@#$#@@**&^^((*&^%^@#$%^&*(*&^%$#@#$%^&*(*&^%$#@ :blush:

or in Riz / ape

 

[SavannahDare]

OMG, y'all are making me laugh so much!! That's too funny!!

 

[rizolltizide]

If only your daughter had been born one day later, AJ. I'd laugh harder than I'm laughing now.

:biggrin2:

 

[Dustoff]

Hopefully these guys are being paid for every hour that they're underground. He'll need that money for a good lawyer.

 

[CrimsonPhoenix]

I'm just shaking my head. One thing for sure, there won't be a happy ending to this story.