Verne Lundquist Drinking Game!

lol great idea. we should come up with the official rules each friday before the game.

Your on! I say one shot for every mispronounced word and two shots for every "Orlando" sighting. One shot for pronouncing the "j" in Julio and Javier and two shots for calling out the wrong team entirely!:biggrin:
 
Read the title and thought that you were going to give us the rules that Verne uses for the drinking game he plays during games. We'd at least be so drunk we wouldn't care how badly he butchered the announcing then.
 
we could also throw in a drink for every 10 times the announcers gush for the opposing qb. drink every time tebow is mentioned regardless of the game. take a shot every time the announcers are shown after the first play. waterfall for showing saban picking his nose. and the most important- one shot every time you throw something at the tv (it might mess up your aim so ya dont have to buy a new one after every game)
 
That's not all that bad of an idea - at least by the second quarter it wouldn't bother me so much how terrible of a job they do on the CBS broadcast.

What would really get you is taking a drink for every commercial break. That would be flirting with disaster.
 
Hey, were all having some fun here. This is a fun way to poke fun at the announcers rather than allowing Verns butchering of a broadcast upset us. And if we get to take a swig or two...;)

I took your idea and ran with it. I made a facebook note for "The Verne Lundquist/Gary Danielson Drinking Game Official Rules":

Choose your own commitment to the game: take a sip of your drink or a shot.
  1. 1 drink/shot for every mispronounced name (ex. "Jew-lee-oh" instead of "Who-lee-oh" for Julio Jones)
  2. 1 drink/shot for every mention of Tennessee's Eric Berry
  3. 2 drinks/shots for every completely wrong name (ex. "Montrell Harden" or "Lionel Washington" instead of "Montario Hardesty" or "Lorenzo Washington")
  4. 2 drinks/shots for every mention of Florida's Tim Tebow
  5. 3 drinks/shots for every time a booth member says the wrong city for a school
  6. 4 drinks/shots for every time a booth member says the wrong city for the current game
  7. 5 drinks/shots when a player is mistakenly called a current or former NFL player (ex. Don'ta Hightower being called Donte Stallworth)

Notes: It should be advised to play this as a 'team game' where you tap-out to a team member at the end of a quarter to best ensure you actually remember the game.
 
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I took your idea and ran with it. I made a facebook note for "The Verne Lundquist/Gary Danielson Drinking Game Official Rules":

Choose your own commitment to the game: take a sip of your drink or a shot.
  1. 1 drink/shot for every mispronounced name (ex. "Jew-lee-oh" instead of "Who-lee-oh" for Julio Jones)
  2. 1 drink/shot for every mention of Tennessee's Eric Berry
  3. 2 drinks/shots for every completely wrong name (ex. "Montrell Harden" or "Lionel Washington" instead of "Montario Hardesty" or "Lorenzo Washington")
  4. 2 drinks/shots for every mention of Florida's Tim Tebow
  5. 3 drinks/shots for every time a booth member says the wrong city for a school
  6. 4 drinks/shots for every time a booth member says the wrong city for the current game
  7. 5 drinks/shots when a player is mistakenly called a current or former NFL player (ex. Don'ta Hightower being called Donte Stallworth)

Notes: It should be advised to play this as a 'team game' where you tap-out to a team member at the end of a quarter to best ensure you actually remember the game.

I'm in!:biggrin:
 
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