I have 2 degrees from the University of Alabama, but that's not what makes me a Bama fan. A Bama fan is someone who:
1. Loves the Crimson Tide and follows the team through ups and downs, wins and losses, whether in person at the stadium or on TV, on the radio, or merely in spirit.
2. Knows beyond a shadow of a doubt that Bear Bryant is the best damn coach who ever lived, period. He could take his and beat yours, and he could take yours and beat his. End of story.
3. Hates Auburn and hopes they never win another game in any sport ever.
4. Ditto for Tennessee.
5. Knows exactly what you mean when you mention The Goal Line Stand, The Kick, or 315. No further explanation is required.
6. Loses sleep when Bama loses games (and we've been awful sleepy of late, unfortunately).
7. Knows for damn certain that Namath was in the end zone on the 4th-and-1 QB sneak in the 1965 Orange Bowl.
8. Has not gotten over the crooked Penn State ref calling Preston Gothard out of bounds when he caught the winning TD at Happy Valley in 1983.
9. Knows that a bronze statue of Nick Saban will stand outside Bryant-Denny Stadium within the next 5 years.
10. Knows that if you believe in yourself and have dedication and pride, and never quit, you'll be a winner. The price of victory is high, but so are the rewards.