The Barn and their "moral victories"

benny

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Thought this was hilarious. Buddy of mine is a huge Bama fan, but happens to go to Auburn (go figure, their vet program isn't too shabby) and received this e-mail in his student inbox.


It was a low key day. Alabama was supposed to dismantle Auburn . Their
heisman candidate had a national stage to take center spotlight. But
something unexpected happened. Our tailgate was a fun morning. We hosted many Bama friends who came by. The food was fabulous, the music was toe tapping, and the weather was perfect.

We went to our traditional "Tiger Walk" and cheered the team and coaches
into the stadium-like gladiators into their arena knowing a hungry
undefeated opponent was on the other side pacing and suiting up for a David and Goliath moment. But something unexpected happened. The sea of orange filled the sun kissed stadium. Every seat was filled. Our Eagle,Tiger, flew around the tops of our heads and landed midfield The teams entered to thunderous applause, fanfare and frenzied fans. Bama fans wore stickers that said " Fear the shutout". But something unexpected happened.

Auburn, fueled by the fans and faith of spirit with hard work, threw
everything they had at Alabama. And for 56 minutes Auburn prevailed. The
score, the stats, the noise, the pride-For 56 minutes we owned it. But
something unexpected happened. Alabama put together a successful last minute drive and scored the go ahead points. The TV announcers loved the battle for ratings. No one in thestadium moved. But something unexpected happened.

The Alabama fans stayed and "sabaned" their victory. Their band played.
Their victory ended a perfect scheduled season. But something unexpected
happen. What possibly could be wrong? The Bama fans had suffered, sweated, cursed, paced and prayed for 56 torturous minutes and their team finally pulled it out and won. But what they saw next was not supposed to happen...either.

The Auburn family stayed. They were supposed to flee in defeat but alas the opposite happened. We stayed in our seats and waited for our team to walk off the field. 80,000 family members escorted them off with thunderous
applause and chants of "It's great to be an Auburn Tiger". The recruits
stayed and watched this family of ours lift up our team who served up a
whole humble pie to #2 Bama.

It reminded me of the scene in "How the Grinch Stole Christmas" when the
Who's in Whoville gathered after their presents and decorations were missing but lifted their voices loudly anyway to lift up their gratitude and
celebrations. For us it was about thankfulness, honor, and family. For 56
minutes we were fans, but as our team walked off the field for a few minutes we were all one family. It was a great feeling and we had not even won the game...on the scoreboard.

We walked out of the stadium chanting AU cheers down the ramps. Alabama fans were quiet and shocked. Their Heisman candidate was disposed of. Their defense was embarrassed. Their haughtiness was silent. I have not mentioned the crudeness and ugliness that continued but being jerks to others-even to children. However after the game they were silent. Eerily quiet. One would have thought they lost the game. The lack of the
cries of "Roll Tide" was noticeably absent.

But something happened. Auburn continued to make us proud, played their
hearts out, made idiots out of the sports announcers who proclaimed earlier
this was a waste to play, and silenced the visiting fans. Yes, something happened. Auburn won everything but the scoreboard. This was not suppose to happen!!! Alabama was not supposed to allow this!! It was
just Auburn for goodness sakes, right?? Wrong.

Not a perfect day but an AUsome day. And with already picking up some of the top recruits in the nation (#8 class in the nation), a new coaching staff
that have eyes of the tiger, and an AU family ready to support them all, we
only have one question-when does the 2010 season start?
War Eagle!


You silly barners and your moral victories.
 

GMacFan

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They named their eagle Tiger? Are you serious? I would be p.ssed if I were that eagle.

No way this is real. I make jokes about Auburn that aren't this ridiculous.
 
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TideEngineer08

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So this is what Coach Bryant was talking about when he made his famous statement: "The same things win that always won. There's just a bunch of different excuses when you lose."

Auburn can have their fambly and moral victories. I'll take the scoreboard and trophies.

Roll Tide
 

TIDE-HSV

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Hmmm... Doesn't take much "great to be an Auburn tiger" spirit to stay to the end of this year's game. Where were all these people at the end of 36-0?
 

rickvox79

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"AUl-most" is good in horse shoes and hand grenades. Sadly it's not in football. But they did keep Mark from winning the heisman so they still have that to cling too...oh....he won that didn't he...oops...
 

Bama323

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Yep, sounds like things are back to normal in the State of Alabama...:cool:

I wonder how they would feel if they knew we really didn't prepare for them and still won the game. :D
 

theBIGyowski

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Fun stat for everyone...

Alabama has been ranked #1 more weeks under Coach Nick Saban than Auburn has under EVERY coach they've EVER had...combined!

Let 'um try to find a moral victory in that!

RTR!
 

Dallas4Bama

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For 56 minutes we owned it.

It was a great feeling and we had not even won the game...on the scoreboard.

Auburn won everything but the scoreboard.
OMG, I just spit coke through my nose and across the room. My wife is mad because it's on the carpet and all I can do is laugh. Thanks for posting, I am so in trouble now! :rofl:

If almost is good enough for them, who are we to tell them any different?
 

mikes12

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Sounds like everyone in the state is happy. Bama is happy with a win and Auburn is happy with an almost-win. Now, if we can just settle that Irsreal/Palestine thing we may be closer to world peace.
 

Jon

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that was too funny

I love how the Barn fans are already trying to rewrite history.

I have heard that "we didn't do Rama Jama", when we did. Several Barners have told me this. I send em to youtube.

This email says, they were cheering and we were quiet walking out of the game. This is untrue. I sat in the Upper Deck in a Aub section (and no I still don't feel completely clean) and the Aub's around me leaving the game looked pretty shell shocked. They were talking, sure, but mostly it was "at least we cost Ingram the Heisman" or "the gators are going to kill them" or "why couldn't our D finish the game". I heard a few "great to be barner" type cheers but there were a whole lot more loud Roll Tide's going, including from me.

J
 

GMacFan

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I thought about reading that piece all the way through to the end.

But something unexpected happened.
Funny. By the end of the email I had learned to expect the unexpected, but the first couple of unexpected things really got me. I mean I just wasn't expecting them. Seriously that piece had more twists than a Gus Malzhan play. Talk about suspense.

And were our fans in Jordan-Hare really that quiet? Because my friends and I (I'm a student at Bama) and pretty much every building around us were all going crazy after that final drive.
 
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TheCrimsonLiver

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And hitler had his planes drop propaganda leaflets over Jurdin-hair. "We really beat Alabama that day! No Ramma Jamma was ever played and Ingram will never win the heisman."
 

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