Should we go with white helmets this fall?

derek4tide

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I also heard that we are getting a real elephant! Now that is going to be cool. They're going to put him next to BD and let him roam around the stadium to protect the statues.


Off-season is boring...... ;)
 
I think the running backs should have lighning bolts on their socks and wear houndstooth streamers attached to their shoulder pads.
 
Personally I like white helmets and grey jerseys...just like on TV in the 1950s and early 1960s. Someone should tell coach Saban.../sarcasm
 
for the uninitiated, this thread is tongue-in-cheek. Somebody always starts these crazy uniform threads. Usually it's one of our younger members who doesn't appreciate the classic traditions of we MAFCs and OFCs. However, this year looks like we have a preemptive strike from one of our oldtimers :D
 
Personally I think we should have black helmets, as an outward show of mourning for the valiant oaks who gave their lives in the service of...higher academic endeavors. They bore that toilet paper proudly, majestically flowing in the wind like the robe of some Grecian god, adorned with the undigested throwings up of drunken Auburn fans, drunk not merely on Bacchian grapes/Natty Light, but the sheer ecstasy of victory*, the center of merriment of a grand festival like in olden days. The children will never know what an oak is like, the feel of the bark, the way the leaves turn to powder between your fingers. They'll hear the stories of times had, sure, but they'll never know what it was like. That is my only regret for the children.



*victory in question not guaranteed through 2012
 
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