BREAKING Bill Belichick to become UNC coach

[Bamabuzzard]

He’s not going to coach a single game is he?

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1920802680705831163

This isn't going to end well. Unless (like the video says) Bill went to the UNC brass and suggested they do this so he wouldn't have to. That is a reasonable option that I could see happening. If it wasn't his idea, then this could turn ugly very soon.

 

[2003TIDE]

Hiring Belichick seemed like a good move in the beginning, I mean the guy has a few superbowl rings, but I get the feeling this is not going to end well for them.

I mean I think the ultimate goal was to get his son the head coaching job there. If Bill leaves before the season and his son gets promoted, then the ending is the same regardless of how Bill got there. Bill has honestly never cared about apprearance in the media. So I'm not sure why he would care now.

 

[2003TIDE]

On a side note, I really wish he can keep this together for at least a season because I really want to see what a Freddie Kitchens offense looks like at the college level.

 

[cdub55]

When I was at Va Tech, two older NCOs (late 30s, early 40s) were watching the pretty young ladies walk around campus.
One of the NCOs mentioned how great it would be to have a relationship with one of these young women.
The other (the wiser of the two) said, "What would you talk about the morning after?"
I went away thinking (besides the creeper factor), "You know, that is a good question." When I was in my late 30s/early 40s, I had nothing in common with a 20-something. Music, literature, life experiences? Nothing.

I have no idea what Belichick talks about with this woman.

Who said anything about talking?

 

[Titans&Tide]

24 years old???

Ewww Bill's creeper!!!!!!

She's definitely in the creepy scale for ol' Bill.

FYI, the Creepy Scale for men is someone who is less than half your age plus 7.

So for him, that would be 43-44. 73/2=36.5+7=43.5.

 

[Elefantman]

He’s not going to coach a single game is he?

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1920802680705831163

 

[mdb-tpet]

On a side note, I really wish he can keep this together for at least a season because I really want to see what a Freddie Kitchens offense looks like at the college level.

You make me so wish I still had the answering machine recording of Freddie hitting on my ex-girlfriend...such a long story though.

 

[2003TIDE]

You make me so wish I still had the answering machine recording of Freddie hitting on my ex-girlfriend...such a long story though.

We've got all offseason

 

[Bamabuzzard]

ESPN Link

Now, UNC is publicly coming out and saying the girlfriend is welcome on the field and at the facilities. Wow, this is getting better by the minute!!!

 

[RammerJammer15]

ESPN Link

Now, UNC is publicly coming out and saying the girlfriend is welcome on the field and at the facilities. Wow, this is getting better by the minute!!!

Somebody get in touch with MTV and bring back Two-A-Days

 

[2003TIDE]

ESPN Link

Now, UNC is publicly coming out and saying the girlfriend is welcome on the field and at the facilities. Wow, this is getting better by the minute!!!

I know right! This should have been a nothing story and has turned out to be the best college football offseason story since Pole Assassin’s pet monkey attacked a kid at a birthday party.

 

[AlexanderFan]

She's definitely in the creepy scale for ol' Bill.

FYI, the Creepy Scale for men is someone who is less than half your age plus 7.

So for him, that would be 43-44. 73/2=36.5+7=43.5.

So the older you get the wider the range ? Not fair

 

[BhamToTexas]

I know right! This should have been a nothing story and has turned out to be the best college football offseason story since Pole Assassin’s pet monkey attacked a kid at a birthday party.

Or Stidham having a tail.

 

[Titans&Tide]

So the older you get the wider the range ? Not fair

I didn't write the scale. I just tried to abide by it when I was single.🤷‍♂️

 

[22Musso22]

 

[RdunawayTX]

Rodney was the GOAT of comedians IMO.

I've got to give that title to George Carlin.

 

[dtgreg]

On a side note, I really wish he can keep this together for at least a season because I really want to see what a Freddie Kitchens offense looks like at the college level.

You mean a Matt Patrica Offense?

 

[2003TIDE]

You mean a Matt Patrica Offense?

Is there more than one Matt Patrica? I'm not really sure what the DC currently at Ohio St has to do with anything especially since they never coached together in the NFL.

 

[dtgreg]

Is there more than one Matt Patrica? I'm not really sure what the DC currently at Ohio St has to do with anything especially since they never coached together in the NFL.

I obviously have no idea, but from the outside looking in, it does appear that Belichick has gone soft in the head, and for many years now. I guess I still feel bad for Mac Jones.

https://www.si.com/nfl/2022/12/20/bill-belichick-patriots-offense-matt-patricia-raiders-week-15

 

[Bamabuzzard]

I obviously have no idea, but from the outside looking in, it does appear that Belichick has gone soft in the head, and for many years now. I guess I still feel bad for Mac Jones.

https://www.si.com/nfl/2022/12/20/bill-belichick-patriots-offense-matt-patricia-raiders-week-15

I never thought Mac going to New England would be a bad thing for his career, but it turned out to be that way. Analysts and former players say it constantly when talking about young quarterbacks; where they go is a huge factor in whether they will make it in the NFL or not. I look at Brock Purdy and the offensive system he works in and wonder if Mac would have gone there rather than New England, would things have been different? I know he's there now, but he's now considered "just" a backup in the league, and I doubt he will ever get a true shot as the starter. If Brock Purdy can succeed in the NFL as a starter, I find it hard to believe Mac Jones couldn't, if given the same environment to begin with.