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Angry Beaver

I was working contract at a small hospital south of Tuscaloosa in the 90's. We had a lady come in the ER who had evidently cornered a beaver in her carport late at night. When she swung her leg out of the car something attacked and started gnawling on her calf. The person with her ran and got a flashlight and found her laying down with a beaver eating her calf. When she got to the ER her calf was gone. They put the beaver in a trash can and brought it to the ER. We all thought it was dead when the lid was taking off, but someone pointed at it and it jumped at them. Scared the poop out of us, but could not imagine having something suddenly attack my leg in the pitch black.
 
Well, the beaver did try to walk off but they kept following. So they got what they deserved. But that thing had a pretty nice burst of speed. By how the fat little thing was walking you wouldn't think it would have a closing speed of that variety.
 
Possible retraction forthcoming: further Google research tells me that guy may have survived - the fatal attack may be a separate beaver attack. Which makes me wonder all sorts of things.
 
Now Rex he was a Texan out of New Orleans
And he travelled with the carnival shows.
He ran bumper cars, sucked cheap cigars
And he candied up his nose.
He got wind of the big brown beaver
So he though he'd take himself a peek,
But the beaver was quick and he grabbed him by the kiwis
Now he ain't (wizzed) for a week.

 
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