I've just got one thing to say....
Difference in barn and Bama/our #12 national titles vs. their #12 national blunders
Bama=successful Academic and Athletic University
Barn=High School team
Examples-need one;let me count the ways
#1. tired old non true statements like "barn never loses in BD stadium"
or we're scared of JH stadium or "attitude" or "audacity" or these god
awful sad little kitty tails that they hang on the back of vehicles;screwups in barn history with Eric Ramsey,Petrino plane incident and other random acts of dumbness like the way they hate all their coaches when their there and treat them like dogs but as soon as their gone they "Just love 'em"....strange isn't it;as well as entire shadiness of barn existence
#2. obsession with Bama;always referring back to Bama even with their
best year ever happens (case in point crappy Bryan museum ripoff and
all exhibits-ie. see #3 below) personal hint-GET OVER IT BARN;YOU'll NEVER BE BAMA
#3. whatever or whenever autumn comes know matter new coach or old you can always bet your britches there will be a barn coach
that matches their high school program complete with arrogance,low iq,
ignorance and all (its a requirement in the job description) ;also applies to other high positions at lee county high as well such as athletic director Navid Nousel with disturbed mind and constant ludicrious statements in his magnificent and elegant cleft lip manner
#4. ripping off our rammer jammer song when they win, merchandising products,promotions and etc. (been happening for decades)
#5. recognizing "SHARED" SEC titles-Woop Dee Doo
#6. fake 1993 championship rings
#7. Pat TYE ties incident of the Syracuse 80's tie game where ties were signed=equals jack squat
#8. constant mentioning of '72 iron bowl game which was only signature win
in over Bryant's entire career at Bama(not to mention one of only four times of 23 years -HA!)
#9. constant use of the word Damn between phrases(rates high on low class) and tiger eyes- Am I supposed to be scared of these pitiful display's
of inferiority
#10. whole obsession with a bird that flies around in a circle while chanting(like the bird understand spoken English;aren't they about all dead anyway)
#11. multiple knicknames'confusion on who they are: plainsmen,eagles,tigers,
polytech high,barners,cow collegiants,war chickens,lee county rollers
#12. supposed "tradition'= '57,#1 in ncaa probation laiden colleges, the 1980's and goober's corner backdrop with toliet paper throwing activities
and again just remember it's all in fun barn I kid I kid
