Alabama doesn't do white-outs.
We don't do crimson-outs.
We don't do black-outs.
We don't change to a different color jersey to gain motivation (never understood that one for anyone anyway).
We don't storm the field after big wins. We used to reserve that for national championships, but that got to be a bit de classe after a while, so we don't even storm for those any more.
We don't rent limos to tour high schools.
We lift weights and run 365 days a year.
Our coaches evaluate and recruit talent 366 days a year.
We line up, go jaw to jaw, and may the baddest, best-conditioned, most talented, meanest #*(^&(&% win.
Since 1/3/2008, the baddest, best-conditioned, most talented, meanest #*(^&(&%s have usually been us.