Funny you mention this because yesterday someone was complaining on the travel tech lab line about how in October she had left a Furnished Finder place and the woman hadn't given her $1,000 deposit back. Most of the Karens gave her the standard "take her to small claims court" and showed, for the most part, they don't have a damned clue about anything. There was also the, "call a lawyer."
I made the mistake of being the rational one. I told her it stunk, but it was going to cost her more money to get that $1,000 back than it would be worth, just cut your losses and go. But what was even funnier was I waited a bit until others responded and two of them stuck out:
1) I took one to small claims court, got a judgment against person, still hasn't paid me (DUH!)
2) our hearing is next month
I had one attorney tell me on one issue, "Look, you can pay me $2500 you don't have to get an injunction against X, but that will only last until V happens, and you'd be better doing Y."
But wouldn't it be nice to see a "My Cousin Vinny" Alabama lawyer having fun?
"Everything that Florida State guy just said is......"