Chizik's Intro at the SEC Coach's meeting...

"That's what I thought. While we're sitting in the comfortable white limo fabric, that's real white leather, straight from a white cow in El Dorado, not no pleather, I put my arm around those boys and I say, 'Do you know who had the number 111 total defense in 2008? Me.' Let me tell you, numbers tell the whole story. Not the half story or the quarter story, or the thing that comes after the quarter, half of the quarter, the whole story."

That about sums it up...

classic:)

However, if that is indeed written by a Cooter fan, they need to refrain from casting orange stones while residing in a glass house...
 
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Personally I think my favorite was:

"The other day I got up at a boosters lunch and somebody said, 'How long's it going to take to beat Alabama?' And I said, 'I'll say it just like Pat Dye said it, 'Sixty years.' Nobody said a word, turns out Pat Dye said 60 minutes.

:biga2:
 
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