dEAR aGgie,
Will yew pleze spread the news of my next big event: goobeR’s recruit-fest. Locasion: Toomer’s Korner. Time: Next full moon. Special events include the Goodsyear Blimp towing a sign saying “Try Auburn--Yew’ll Like It.†We will also have a by-plane doing skywriting in Arnge and Blue smoke. The writing will say “Auburn--The Place Yew Have Been Looking Fer.â€Â
We will draw names fer two lucky people to take some bottles with messages inside and throw in the rivers and lakes around Mobile. The notes in the bottles will say “If Yew Air A Football Player And Found This Here Bottle--Auburn Has Yore Number.†Thank yew fer helping out. GoobeR
Dear goobeR,
We needs more fans like you. Thanks, Aggie.
Will yew pleze spread the news of my next big event: goobeR’s recruit-fest. Locasion: Toomer’s Korner. Time: Next full moon. Special events include the Goodsyear Blimp towing a sign saying “Try Auburn--Yew’ll Like It.†We will also have a by-plane doing skywriting in Arnge and Blue smoke. The writing will say “Auburn--The Place Yew Have Been Looking Fer.â€Â
We will draw names fer two lucky people to take some bottles with messages inside and throw in the rivers and lakes around Mobile. The notes in the bottles will say “If Yew Air A Football Player And Found This Here Bottle--Auburn Has Yore Number.†Thank yew fer helping out. GoobeR
Dear goobeR,
We needs more fans like you. Thanks, Aggie.