Maybe my perspective here is agreeable if slightly different.
She's cute, she'll find some dude there, and probably grow up to be a senator's wife or something. And this gal is at every campus in the country INCLUDING UA. My father-in-law, who has never set foot in a college classroom, said this wasn't even worthy of mockery. But what perturbs me about this is it strikes me as another case of Texas (state) arrogance.
"Hey, look at this drunken fool from Mississippi who's an idiot. Look how stupid they are."
It doesn't offend me in terms of stupidity but it looks to me like a "we are better than these clowns," and they really aren't.