Happy New Years 2008!
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Right back atcha! Here's hoping for a healthy, happy, and prosperous New Year to all the TideFans members and administration.
Same to you and yours, RAM, and everyone here on TF.
2008 National Champions sounds good, doesn't it? 2007 is for schmucks.
2008 National Champions sounds good, doesn't it? 2007 is for schmucks.
Well I declare! I haven't spoken with any of you guys since last year! :bs_lame:
Anyway, Happy New Year to you guys. Be safe and hopefully you're having a better celebration that I am right now setting at the bloody house doing absolutely NOTHING at all!
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Anyway, Happy New Year to you guys. Be safe and hopefully you're having a better celebration that I am right now setting at the bloody house doing absolutely NOTHING at all!
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Same back at all. The only way I can talk is with a keyboard. I have an awful case of laryngitis, which provided me with the perfect excuse not to go out. The better half has an awful cold, so we're Mr. and Mrs. Hermit this PM...
HSV, sorry for the reasons, but hermititis isn't necessarily a bad thing on NYE!
Again, Happy New Years to all!
Again, Happy New Years to all!
I hear ya, bro. As much as I enjoy a good time, staying in gets more and more attractive.
Happy New Year and RTR! :BigA:
Like my brother once put it. New Years Eve is amateur night for the drunk drivers out there.
Not that it's appropriate for any night mind you.
Not that it's appropriate for any night mind you.
Happy new year all!
Here are my predictions for the year 2008:
February 6: Bob Davie releases a amortization schedule on how much each blue-chip in Alabama's top-ranked recruiting class cost as a percentage of Nick Saban's salary. Notre Dame counters by releasing the depreciation schedule for the Fighting Irish Athletics Department since Davie was fired.
March 12: Jim Rome has emergency surgery to have a microphone removed from his nether regions after he referred to Coach Saban as "Nicole" for the 4th time during his show.
March 13: Bob Davie releases a financial analysis on how much of Nick Saban's salary could be applied to a "Microphone enema treatments for Jim Rome" line item.
March 18: Bob Davie appears before a Congressional subcommittee and states his case that football coaches are overpaid. When the chairman asks him if he also believes that sports announcers that can't correctly pronounce players names are not also overpaid, Davie lets out a reticent whimper and summarily slinks into a fetal position.
April 4: Jim Rome returns to his show. He mostly stands while talking. Dan Lebatard asks Rome to demonstrate the attack on him exactly as it occurred... perhaps even more violently and longer in duration.
May 17: Bob Davie announces that Nick Saban's year-to-date income has now surpassed the 1906 GDP of Leichtenstein. ESPN decides to recommend professional help for Davie.
June 4: In a pre-emptive strike, Tommy Tuberville declares that the 2008 Auburn team is the youngest and most inexperienced team ever in history.
August 21: Coach Saban states that this team couldn't beat an egg.
August 22: Tuberville declares that this team is so young and inexperienced, he has decided to change the schedule and only play the Citadel... 12 times this season.
September 14: After failing to score a TD in the first two games (won by 9 and 6 FG, respectively), Tuberville decides to implement a new offense consisting of 10 OL and Kodi Burns.
September 15: During a press conference, an animated and livid Coach Saban picks up a microphone when answering another idiotic question from a reporter. With the vision of Jim Rome still fresh in their minds, a panic ensues. In the end, 4 reporters are killed and 17 injured in the stampede. When asked how he was coping with the tragedy, Saban answers, "I felt bad at first, but now I'm ai-ght."
October 28: After the second straight destruction of the Vols and the subsequent firing of Fulmer, Saban feels bad for him and offers to buy him lunch. He rescinds the offer after Bob Davie calls him with an estimated cost of lunch for Fulmer. The national media says that even they can't condemn him for changing his mind on this particular issue.
November 30: Auburn is awarded another People's National Championship after going undefeated. The headline on the Opelika Farm Journal and Daily News states "We Wuz Robbed Again by the BCS".
December 31: Bama finishes off a 9-4 season with the destruction of Michigan in the Capital One Bowl. Michigan is penalized 3 times for unnecessary roughness when Bama players accidentally get stuck in Rita Rodriguez' hair on the sideline.
Here are my predictions for the year 2008:
February 6: Bob Davie releases a amortization schedule on how much each blue-chip in Alabama's top-ranked recruiting class cost as a percentage of Nick Saban's salary. Notre Dame counters by releasing the depreciation schedule for the Fighting Irish Athletics Department since Davie was fired.
March 12: Jim Rome has emergency surgery to have a microphone removed from his nether regions after he referred to Coach Saban as "Nicole" for the 4th time during his show.
March 13: Bob Davie releases a financial analysis on how much of Nick Saban's salary could be applied to a "Microphone enema treatments for Jim Rome" line item.
March 18: Bob Davie appears before a Congressional subcommittee and states his case that football coaches are overpaid. When the chairman asks him if he also believes that sports announcers that can't correctly pronounce players names are not also overpaid, Davie lets out a reticent whimper and summarily slinks into a fetal position.
April 4: Jim Rome returns to his show. He mostly stands while talking. Dan Lebatard asks Rome to demonstrate the attack on him exactly as it occurred... perhaps even more violently and longer in duration.
May 17: Bob Davie announces that Nick Saban's year-to-date income has now surpassed the 1906 GDP of Leichtenstein. ESPN decides to recommend professional help for Davie.
June 4: In a pre-emptive strike, Tommy Tuberville declares that the 2008 Auburn team is the youngest and most inexperienced team ever in history.
August 21: Coach Saban states that this team couldn't beat an egg.
August 22: Tuberville declares that this team is so young and inexperienced, he has decided to change the schedule and only play the Citadel... 12 times this season.
September 14: After failing to score a TD in the first two games (won by 9 and 6 FG, respectively), Tuberville decides to implement a new offense consisting of 10 OL and Kodi Burns.
September 15: During a press conference, an animated and livid Coach Saban picks up a microphone when answering another idiotic question from a reporter. With the vision of Jim Rome still fresh in their minds, a panic ensues. In the end, 4 reporters are killed and 17 injured in the stampede. When asked how he was coping with the tragedy, Saban answers, "I felt bad at first, but now I'm ai-ght."
October 28: After the second straight destruction of the Vols and the subsequent firing of Fulmer, Saban feels bad for him and offers to buy him lunch. He rescinds the offer after Bob Davie calls him with an estimated cost of lunch for Fulmer. The national media says that even they can't condemn him for changing his mind on this particular issue.
November 30: Auburn is awarded another People's National Championship after going undefeated. The headline on the Opelika Farm Journal and Daily News states "We Wuz Robbed Again by the BCS".
December 31: Bama finishes off a 9-4 season with the destruction of Michigan in the Capital One Bowl. Michigan is penalized 3 times for unnecessary roughness when Bama players accidentally get stuck in Rita Rodriguez' hair on the sideline.
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