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It's Officially Tennessee Week

^^^ Love that Dooley quote, good to see coaches with perspective. Sort of taking the don't poke the sleaping bear with a stick approach... it could work... maybe... if they're really luck... perhaps... nahhh!!!!

Let me be the first to say, 'nothing sucks like a big orange'.

For us Bama fans that pulled for the team pre-12-team SEC ie east/west alignment Tenn. will always be the biggest rival. If not for the added importance of division play, UT would still be the biggest rival, now however logic dictates the Auburn game is more important.

Also though one might not want to forget that UT was deeply involved in past troubles, VERY DEEPLY! It's worth noting the facts are that it was a few people within the program, not the whole fanbase etc. Yes I know Adams and those that saw things his way were numberous, but the average UT fan respects the heck out of Bama 364 days a year and vice versa.

This is my fav. college football rivalry, along with Army-Navy. HATE losing to those jolly pumpkins, and I'll eat my flip flop if we were to lose to them this year!

ROLL TIDE!!!!!!!!!!
 
Don't get me wrong here I hate Auburn, but my hatred for the vols runs much deeper. It doesnt matter to me that they have been down the past couple of years, it actually makes me happy. I hope we win every game we play, but if not as long as we beat the barners and the vols then im happy.
 
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Fat pansy. I fully endorse weeping by Tennessee fans, alumni, students, boosters, administration, faculty, and those considering applying for admission. I really hate UT....
 
VA_Bamafan said:
Don't get me wrong here I hate Auburn, but my hatred for the vols runs much deeper. It doesnt matter to me that they have been down the past couple of years, it actually makes me happy. I hope we win every game we play, but if not as long as we beat the barners and the vols then im happy.
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I Hate Orange ... While I have contempt for Aubrens -

I remember Peyton Manning directing the puke-orange band playing Rotten Crotch in B'Ham - I hate 10orC
 
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There are some positive aspects of the viles coming to town for a game:

  1. During their visits to our state, you should notice less roadkill lying on the right-of-way. Just don't watch em' skinning it at their tailgates cause you might lose your appetite.
  2. If you happen to lose your lunch due to accidentally viewing their meal preparation, fret not. They'll collect that to use as a marinade.
  3. They attract flies, so fewer of them should be bothering you. Unfortunately, the same smell that attracts the flies can create a low-level biohazard zone within a five to ten foot radius around each average vile (400 to 500 lbs). If you happen to see Fulmer, you should keep a distance roughly equivalent to the orbit of Jupiter.
  4. If you are into energy conservation, this is the week for you. Whenever you come into contact with a vile, you can set your brain into sleep mode and run it at about 1/8 to 1/4-speed, saving energy and you should still be able to effectively communicate with them. You can bring it up to 1/2 speed if you happen to run into one of their professors.
  5. The same benefit with flies applies to fleas as well. If you happen to see a vile, toss a dog biscuit within their zone of olfactory influence and any fleas on your pet will leave for grungier pastures. Have another dog biscuit ready because the vile will likely beat your pet to the treat and you want to get your pet away from the vile before he finishes the dog biscuit and looks for more nourishment.
 
CHATTBRIT said:
"Just don't ask me to wear that awful orange. It's not in my color palate." so said Sandra Bullock in the Blindside. I concur.
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I don't own anything orange. Not even a basketball.
I never carve a pumpkin at Halloween. I don't think I could get that close to one without throwing up.
When the law was enacted that requires all hunters to wear an orange vest, I quit hunting.
When I bought my boat, it came with orange life vests. I wouldn't take the boat on the water with them. I threw them in the trash and bought vests of other colors instead.
When I first bought my grand-children boxes of crayons, I took the orange ones out and tossed them in the trash.

Did I mention that I hate orange!!! :tongue:
 
:BigA:When I was a young boy back in the 60'S 70'S & 80'S had tickets on the 35 yard line next to the visitors section at legion field. How lucky I was back then. The worst part was when TennRc would sing good old rocky top till I wanted to lose my lunch. Needless to say hatred started early. Make there arses quit!! RTR!!!!
 
crimsonaudio said:
My 'favorite' rival - I love to hate ut. This weekend is going to be awesome...
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Mine too. I wonder if there is an age cutoff between those that hate UT more and those that hate the barn more?

Also have a Ghurka Warlord ready for post-beatdown lightation maneuvers.
 
BamaSC said:
Mine too. I wonder if there is an age cutoff between those that hate UT more and those that hate the barn more?

Also have a Ghurka Warlord ready for post-beatdown lightation maneuvers.
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Not sure what the age cutoff would be, but yes I believe the older posters (that includes me) have a much stronger dislike for au than ut.
 
GrayTide said:
Not sure what the age cutoff would be, but yes I believe the older posters (that includes me) have a much stronger dislike for au than ut.
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Probably has more to do with geography than age. Those who didn't grow up in Alabama don't have the same hatred for the barn that those who grew up in the middle of the rivalry did. I only lived in AL while attending UA and from that 'outside' perspective, the UT game has always been a more important rivalry...
 
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