I started with internet golf, using the name "D - ick Boubon," not for any phallus-worshipping reasons, it just seemed to be perfect for the elderly fellow and his clearly negative sound-byting serving as my avatar. Thusly, I went with Jack Bourbon, cause it was close, and I was in a hurry to share my genius here even if it meant abandoning my beloved handle. Problem now is everyone thinks I like Jack Daniels, which I don't, prefering Makers Mark easily when I drink bourbon--oh, what a horrible problem, I know

. What's really sad is that I now drink the horrid sludge Jagermeister :eek2: to magnify the inaccuracy of my handle.
I go with Ole Man Bourbon as my handle now for other things. Nice pun on "Ole Man River," the song: yes, puns
can be funny, whether people agree or not. Great opportunity for some funny avatars (I use the Glen Campbell DUI mugshot now),
and I guess I am a bit of a blabbermouth, cynical, old man even at the ripe age of 31. For sure, the handle just suits my internet persona a little better than my last one, "Neo," did.
PS. Don't see my last movie, it stunk and I died in it.