So Elvis Would Have Turned 81 Today

[ValuJet]

Happy Birthday Kang. You'd have been a leading candidate for a NutriSystem commercial.

 

[GrayTide]

It is strange that when a celebrity or famous person dies he/she's appearance is frozen in your memory and you just cannot imagine how they would have looked as they age. Yeah, Elvis would be doing Nutrisystem commercials with Marie Osmond.

 

[ValuJet]

Well, if the fried peanut butter banana sandwiches hadn't gotten him first.

 

[Zorak]

Well, if the fried peanut butter banana sandwiches hadn't gotten him first.

His legacy in doughnut form:

The "Elvis" doughnut: Peanut butter, banana, and bacon on a glazed doughnut.

Particularly popular amongst the hipsters in the ironically named Normaltown, a hipster-ridden neighborhood in Athens.*

*In the interest of full disclosure, the missus and I, very much the anti-hipsters, lived in Normaltown for our first 18 months here in Athens.

 

[crimsonaudio]

Well, if the barbiturates hadn't gotten him first.

FIFY

 

[ValuJet]

I've heard that Nicholas Cage married Lisa Marie for one reason and one reason only - to gain access to the upstairs bedroom at Graceland. Whether that's true or not it's a cool story. He, supposedly is the only person except Priscilla and Lisa Marie who's been in the Elvis bedroom since 1977.

It's gotta be musty up in there

 

[CajunCrimson]

 

[selmaborntidefan]

Elvis IS 81, working behind the counter at Sears in Spartanburg, South Carolina.

 

[ValuJet]

He trimmed down.

 

[Al A Bama]

This can't be Elvis the Pelvis! His sideburns are tooooooooo short!

 

[Al A Bama]

I've heard that Nicholas Cage married Lisa Marie for one reason and one reason only - to gain access to the upstairs bedroom at Graceland. Whether that's true or not it's a cool story. He, supposedly is the only person except Priscilla and Lisa Marie who's been in the Elvis bedroom since 1977.

It's gotta be musty up in there

Musty and Dusty!

 

[Bazza]

 

[ValuJet]

Elvis was da bomb.

 

[Bama Reb]

I've heard that Nicholas Cage married Lisa Marie for one reason and one reason only - to gain access to the upstairs bedroom at Graceland. Whether that's true or not it's a cool story. He, supposedly is the only person except Priscilla and Lisa Marie who's been in the Elvis bedroom since 1977.

It's gotta be musty up in there

Didn't she marry Michael Jackson? If so, did she let him bring kids up there? :eek2:


Yep, I thought so.

Presley has been married four times. In 1988, she married musician Danny Keough, with whom she had a son and a daughter. She was then married to singer Michael Jackson and briefly to actor Nicolas Cage, before marrying music producer Michael Lockwood, father of her twin girls. In 2010, they moved to Coe's Hall, Rotherfield, East Sussex, in the United Kingdom.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lisa_Marie_Presley