WaPo satire on the probable Trump speech:My fellow Americans, welcome to the First Annual Trump International Independence Day and Casino on the Mall, brought to you by the Kingdom of Saudi Arabia and by the official hotel of Independence Day, the Trump International, preferred destination of discerning sheikhs.
Today, Americans celebrate what makes our country great, and that thing is your favorite President, me. We come together as one nation, even the haters and losers, the fake news, Low IQ Joe, Nervous Nancy, Cryin’ Chuck — what a creep! — socialists, murderers, rapists and MS-13 animals. This is the largest crowd ever. I have all the records. I hold all the cards.
This is just the type situation that we can expect protesters on both sides to clash with many innocent bystanders being injured. You would have to be a fool to show up with your family for this asinine event.
Took me a while to get what you were talking about.
The weird thing is that I doubt he wrote his speech himself. Did he go off teleprompter or are his speech writers as stupid as he is?Took me a while to get what you were talking about.
Here’s where it goes off the rails: “Our Army manned the air, it rammed the ramparts, it took over airports, it did everything it had to do,” Trump added. “And at Fort McHenry, under the rockets’ red glare, had nothing but victory. When dawn came, the star-spangled banner waved defiant.”
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