The GOP is turning the 4th of July into an authoritarian fantasy

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Apparently a ton of flights out of Regan are being delayed because of this. They aren't operating between 6:15 and 7:45
 

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My fellow Americans, welcome to the First Annual Trump International Independence Day and Casino on the Mall, brought to you by the Kingdom of Saudi Arabia and by the official hotel of Independence Day, the Trump International, preferred destination of discerning sheikhs.
Today, Americans celebrate what makes our country great, and that thing is your favorite President, me. We come together as one nation, even the haters and losers, the fake news, Low IQ Joe, Nervous Nancy, Cryin’ Chuck — what a creep! — socialists, murderers, rapists and MS-13 animals. This is the largest crowd ever. I have all the records. I hold all the cards.
WaPo satire on the probable Trump speech:

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For those on Twitter, "#revolutionarywarairportstories" is a pretty funny hashtag to follow...until you remember that the idiot who initiated this is our President.
 

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Took me a while to get what you were talking about.
https://www.huffpost.com/entry/trum...ports-twitter-reax_n_5d1ec658e4b01b834733f4d4

Here’s where it goes off the rails: “Our Army manned the air, it rammed the ramparts, it took over airports, it did everything it had to do,” Trump added. “And at Fort McHenry, under the rockets’ red glare, had nothing but victory. When dawn came, the star-spangled banner waved defiant.”
 

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next week the american legion will announce that apricot pol pot has won this year's junior patriot what it means to be an american essay contest
 

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Took me a while to get what you were talking about.
https://www.huffpost.com/entry/trum...ports-twitter-reax_n_5d1ec658e4b01b834733f4d4

Here’s where it goes off the rails: “Our Army manned the air, it rammed the ramparts, it took over airports, it did everything it had to do,” Trump added. “And at Fort McHenry, under the rockets’ red glare, had nothing but victory. When dawn came, the star-spangled banner waved defiant.”
The weird thing is that I doubt he wrote his speech himself. Did he go off teleprompter or are his speech writers as stupid as he is?
 

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