Link: The tinfoil hat crowd...

[Redwood Forrest]

and a thought from another barn board:

I agree that we are the only ones left besides, a fired up USC, that can beat Bamar. I hate to say this but the way we will have to do it...is right out of Bobby Bowden's book....hit McElroy even if he doesn't have the ball.....make DAMN sure we hit him A LOT>.......even if it causes a penalty.....hit him over and over...hurt him....make him KNOW...he's gonna leave hurting or injured...sorry that's the way you do it.

Now we know why GMAC won't slide or run out of bounds, he is practicing up for them :biggrin2:

You know, they claim GMAC is not a good QB, but then think they have to knock him out of the game in order to beat us.

 

[Bamafan P.T.]

Funny thing about the jump pass...Travis Reier tweeted.."2006 called and wants its play back."
yeah we had to cheat to know that was coming.:wink:

 

[Quicksilver]

I can't believe that people that stupid can even write.

 

[TIDE-HSV]

I can't believe that people that stupid can even write.

LOL!

 

[BamaNation]

Bless their hearts.

 

[kausman]

Funny that Auburn is accusing us of bugging the press box, considering rumors from last year's game in Auburn.

 

[THE BAMA IRISHMAN]

Your access to this site's forums is revoked.

I did visit those sites a few years ago but I was worried I would wind up like that narrow minded bunch with not chance at a normal life. After 2 years I am still revoked. Never challenge the barnyard it will get you revoked from that amusing site. The reason I was revoked was I ask for the link to the Aubbie 2004 National Title game. :biggrin:

 

[UAman2005]

Those people are so pathetic I actually feel sorry for them. On 2nd thought I dont feel sorry for them at all. What a bunch of crybabies!!!!

 

[Bud]

They are wrong, we don't "steal" plays through electronic means, we stopped doing that years ago and just decided it would be easier to go ahead and script our opponents plays for them. Whole lot more efficient for everyone. Auburn will get their plan delivered via black helicopters after we have had a chance to review the UGA game. Any deviation from that plan summarily means that members of the REC start Operation 16...(lines of credits for aub boosters are frozen, hackers based China break into school board systems and redo the grades of current barn players and recruits and investigations launched then by our GOOD BUDDIES at the NCAA, commodities brokers stop trading hay futures, The stop light in auburn is re-programed to show red in all directions, and the NCAA automatically skips Nat'l Championships 14 and 15 and automatically declares ALABAMA the National Champions which will be re calculated to be #16)

I know I'm going to be put on double secret probation for divulging these details, but the truth shall set us free and it's only a matter of time before they figure it out.

 

[bama_belle]

They are wrong, we don't "steal" plays through electronic means, we stopped doing that years ago and just decided it would be easier to go ahead and script our opponents plays for them. Whole lot more efficient for everyone. Auburn will get their plan delivered via black helicopters after we have had a chance to review the UGA game. Any deviation from that plan summarily means that members of the REC start Operation 16...(lines of credits for aub boosters are frozen, hackers based China break into school board systems and redo the grades of current barn players and recruits and investigations launched then by our GOOD BUDDIES at the NCAA, commodities brokers stop trading hay futures, The stop light in auburn is re-programed to show red in all directions, and the NCAA automatically skips Nat'l Championships 14 and 15 and automatically declares ALABAMA the National Champions which will be re calculated to be #16)


I know I'm going to be put on double secret probation for divulging these details, but the truth shall set us free and it's only a matter of time before they figure it out.

Loose lips.......now they know.........:biggrin:

 

[rizolltizide]

Just. Wow.

 

[gmoney]

well maybe we need to play more like Tommy Wilcox in the secondary, in the 1st quarter lay the wood to recievers help them up and tell them i will be here all day, come by to get laid out again.the jump pass is kinda a regular play in that area for the gators if thier coaches spent time studing game film instead of hanging out at the bourbon of sots house they would have a clue.

 

[DiamondDust]

Animal House said it best...

Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life. :biggrin2:

 

[Zorak]

If they consider studying game film and scouting reports and knowing what certain players and coaches run in certain situations as stealing, then yeah, they have a point. Just curious, who do they blame for Brantley's fumble when they were on the 1in.(!) line? Who did Saban bribe?:conf2:

 

[rhYno]

A brief summary:

Alabama steals plays and signals through electronic communications and Event Operation Groups' spies (the fat, deadbeat, rent-a-cop rednecks who wear the white shirts on the sidelines of ever college football game).

Alabama also pumps steroids into their players.

Alabama pays the SEC to let them get away with things other teams can't.

Alabama cheats.

Alabama MURDERS people for ratting on them (seriously).



I can agree though, how on Earth does a top ranked, public university, with one of the most beautiful campuses in America, located in a town perfect for youngsters, and tradition-filled football program, led by 2 time national championship winning coach, reel in top recruiting classes? It seriously makes no sense whatsoever!

Then you've got the mighty Aubarn University or Alabama Polytechnic Institute... a public university that is arguably the third best university in the state. A college campus located in the biggest cesspool town in the south. Where trailer parks consume the students, weekend rodeos are the highlight of the week, and cow pastures and chicken houses takes the place of labs and classrooms. Then there's Aubarn's mighty football program: 1 time national championship winners, and 6 time SEC winners - the same amount of titles as Georgia Tech who left the SEC many, many moons ago. A program whose only goal as a team is to beat Alabama. A place where its fans obviously care about Alabama more than they do you. And best of all, the team is coached by the legendary Gene Cheez-it: a three year head coach with an OVERALL LOSING RECORD....... who miraculously came in and out-recruited ALL of the SEC coaching veterans in just one season!

I take it that Corvette Corey Lemonier received for "signing with The Universit of Auburn (by his own admission)", was given to him by family?

Or the thousands of dollars Dakota Mosley was flaunting in a Facebook pic, which popped up SHORTLY AFTER SIGNING DAY was given to him by relatives?

And never mind the fact that Aubarn is the second-most penalized team in NCAA history!

But Alabama is cheating?????

Sometimes I honestly wish very bad and unspeakable things on those second-rate rednecks -- just so I won't have to put up with nonsense like this....

 

[TheRealPokeChop]

They will be convinced Bama's cheating when Saban has figured out their play book in the Iron Bowl. They already know all three plays, QB dive, QB fake dive, end around.

 

[JBama_in_PCOLA]

Your access to this site's forums is revoked.

I did visit those sites a few years ago but I was worried I would wind up like that narrow minded bunch with not chance at a normal life. After 2 years I am still revoked. Never challenge the barnyard it will get you revoked from that amusing site. The reason I was revoked was I ask for the link to the Aubbie 2004 National Title game. :biggrin:

My wife told me to shut up after I read that one. I'm still trying to find that game tape myself. :biggrin::conf2: LOL

 

[CaliforniaTide]

If they consider studying game film and scouting reports and knowing what certain players and coaches run in certain situations as stealing, then yeah, they have a point. Just curious, who do they blame for Brantley's fumble when they were on the 1in.(!) line? Who did Saban bribe?:conf2:

The football clearly.

 

[bamacpa]

I confess, I stole signals - ours. I told my friend as Maze lined up in the Wildcat that he's capable of throwing it. There, I admitted it, and I feel better.

Here's what I've learned for next week's game - keep it on the down low - we're gonna give the football to # 22 and # 3 a lot. Yep, that's what the signals tell me.

 

[CrimsonBleedRed]

Meadhaven is missing some patients tonight.