The "Yo' Mama" Thread

[goodnightjonboy]

Re: Landon Collins mom...

This just shows how stupid she really is. According to the al.com article, it's not even an NCAA violation...unless he plays basketball. So, what difference does it make?

 

[CrimsonProf]

Re: Landon Collins mom...

Reminds me of Delonda Brice.

 

[rizolltizide]

Re: Landon Collins mom...

Well then. Yo mama is so ugly...when she looks in the mirror it says viewer discretion advised.

 

[WMack4Bama]

Well then. Yo mama is so ugly...when she looks in the mirror it says viewer discretion advised.

And she's so bald that when she showers, she gets brainwashed.

 

[DiamondDust]

Re: Landon Collins mom...

And she's so bald that when she showers, she gets brainwashed.

And she's so fat... she sweats butter.

 

[RVTIDER]

Re: Landon Collins mom...

Yo mamma jokes took just a LITTLE longer to get started than I thought it would

 

[WMack4Bama]

And she's so fat... she sweats butter.

And so short they got her whole body on her driver's license photo

 

[rizolltizide]

Re: Landon Collins mom...

Yo mamma jokes took just a LITTLE longer to get started than I thought it would

I was trying to be respectful. Like that happens very often.

She so dumb it took her an hour to cook minute rice.

 

[RVTIDER]

Re: Landon Collins mom...

I was trying to be respectful. Like that happens very often.

She so dumb it took her an hour to cook minute rice.

Looks like we got the green light.

Yo mamma is so stupid she got locked in a mattress store and slept on the floor

 

[DiamondDust]

Re: Landon Collins mom...

Looks like we got the green light.

Yo mamma is so stupid she got locked in a mattress store and slept on the floor

Yo mamma so fat... when she wears red, everyone yells "Hey Kool-Aid!"

 

[MattinBama]

Re: Landon Collins mom...

You guys are crazy. Straight up hot mamma.

 

[mikes12]

Re: Landon Collins mom...

Before she made her accusation, she consulted some other schools compliance offices trying to come up with one that might stick. Here are a few that were declined.

LC's girlfriend was offered a job at Mississippi State, but decided to go to Bama for free.
LC's girlfriend pulled someone else's job out of a stack and replaced the name with her own.
LC's girlfriend got a job offer out of someones trunk, which she thought was strange at the time.
LC's four girlfriends went on HBO to talk about their jobs.

 

[derek4tide]

Re: Landon Collins mom...

Yo mama so stupid she studied for a drug test.

 

[gamersfuel]

Re: Landon Collins mom...

Mom is definately hawt

 

[twofbyc]

Re: Landon Collins mom...

I just want to say that even though this woman has showed her behind more than once in this process, she is the mother of one of our prized recruits-soon-to-be-signee. She opened herself up for this, but I'm not piling on anymore; he's coming to Bama, and she'll still be his mom.

 

[RJ YellowHammer]

Re: Landon Collins mom...

I was trying to be respectful. Like that happens very often.

She so dumb it took her an hour to cook minute rice.

I can't believe this thread has gone here.

She's so fat, when she turns around people say welcome back.

 

[Clubfitter]

Re: Landon Collins mom...

I just want to say that even though this woman has showed her behind more than once in this process, she is the mother of one of our prized recruits-soon-to-be-signee. She opened herself up for this, but I'm not piling on anymore; he's coming to Bama, and she'll still be his mom.

Great post. (I don't know anything about the relationship between Landon and his Mother. He might be enjoying this, but I doubt it). But I can't see any good thing that can come out of belittling Landon's Mom. No doubt she is acting like a spoiled child, but blood can be thicker than water. Would have liked to have seen Landon's signature on the scholarship documents before this got so far down the road.

 

[RVTIDER]

Re: Landon Collins mom...

Its all in fun. And I wouldnt question the thread's existence to much.....

 

[MegaVars]

Re: Landon Collins mom...

I just want to say that even though this woman has showed her behind more than once in this process, she is the mother of one of our prized recruits-soon-to-be-signee. She opened herself up for this, but I'm not piling on anymore; he's coming to Bama, and she'll still be his mom.

And there's a reason she ain't married to his dad anymore, everytime she opens her mouth, the reason becomes clearer.

 

[SavannahDare]

Re: Landon Collins mom...

In light of the oversized butterfly earrings and the hair color that does not occur in nature, I'd say she epitomizes one of my favorite old sayings:

You can't make a silk purse from a sow's ear.