The "Yo' Mama" Thread

[Clubfitter]

Re: Landon Collins mom...

Its all in fun. And I wouldnt question the thread's existence to much.....

No ego involvement here. She deserves the ridicule she is getting.

 

[RVTIDER]

Re: Landon Collins mom...

In light of the oversized butterfly earrings and the hair color that does not occur in nature, I'd say she epitomizes one of my favorite old sayings:

You can't make a silk purse from a sow's ear.

Hair color must be natural. I am just saying........

 

[lilred]

Re: Landon Collins mom...

I do have a question if anyone might know the answer.

The article I read said there is a liaison job waiting for her when she gets to Bama. If I got that right, she would be one of the escort women that escort the recruits around on visits. I have pretty close relationships with a few of the current ladies that provide that service and according to them there is a huge list of people who apply every year. They go through an extensive interview process and classes. I have also been told that the girls HAVE to be SOPHOMORS. I know that last year they had like around 300 people go out for the openings and 60 or somade the cut. If this girl does get to slide right in as a Freshman, it could cause some issues among some of the other girls. I personally don't think its going to work out in the end. Maybe Saban knows this girls family from his ties to LSU in the past and was trying to pull some strings for her, I don't know but I just don't think he would do something this obvious to get a recruit.

 

[T Town Tank]

I just want to say that even though this woman has showed her behind more than once in this process, she is the mother of one of our prized recruits-soon-to-be-signee. She opened herself up for this, but I'm not piling on anymore; he's coming to Bama, and she'll still be his mom.

I agree. It is his mom, at least show the young man enough respect to not talk about his mom.

 

[MegaVars]

Re: Landon Collins mom...

I agree. It is his mom, at least show the young man enough respect to not talk about his mom.

You have stumbled upon the "twighlight zone" known as Tidefans NS.....welcome.

 

[RVTIDER]

Re: Landon Collins mom...

I agree. It is his mom, at least show the young man enough respect to not talk about his mom.

I give respect to those who act accordingly.... she has failed to do this so far. But since she is who she is I have held WAY back.

 

[cbi1972]

Re: Landon Collins mom...

In light of the oversized butterfly earrings and the hair color that does not occur in nature, I'd say she epitomizes one of my favorite old sayings:

You can't make a silk purse from a sow's ear.

How about this other one?

 

[SavannahDare]

Re: Landon Collins mom...

How about this other one?

I always say no one sleeps with anyone crazier than they are...at least not for long, but several of our fellow posters always seem to hail the virtues of gettin' it on with a psycho broad. Of course, I doubt they marry them...or stay married to them for very long. :biggrin2:

 

[RVTIDER]

Re: Landon Collins mom...

I always say no one sleeps with anyone crazier than they are...at least not for long, but several of our fellow posters always seem to hail the virtues of gettin' it on with a psycho broad. Of course, I doubt they marry them...or stay married to them for very long. :biggrin2:

I like them bat fecal material crazy. Thats just how I roll.

 

[SavannahDare]

Re: Landon Collins mom...

I do have a question if anyone might know the answer.

The article I read said there is a liaison job waiting for her when she gets to Bama. If I got that right, she would be one of the escort women that escort the recruits around on visits. I have pretty close relationships with a few of the current ladies that provide that service and according to them there is a huge list of people who apply every year. They go through an extensive interview process and classes. I have also been told that the girls HAVE to be SOPHOMORS. I know that last year they had like around 300 people go out for the openings and 60 or somade the cut. If this girl does get to slide right in as a Freshman, it could cause some issues among some of the other girls. I personally don't think its going to work out in the end. Maybe Saban knows this girls family from his ties to LSU in the past and was trying to pull some strings for her, I don't know but I just don't think he would do something this obvious to get a recruit.

There is nothing to substantiate this claim, and even if it were to be true, it is not a violation so it is a NON-ISSUE.

 

[MegaVars]

Re: Landon Collins mom...

I like them bat fecal material crazy. Thats just how I roll.

No No No RV, your better half likes 'em bat fecal crazy.

 

[rizolltizide]

Re: Landon Collins mom...

I just want to say that even though this woman has showed her behind more than once in this process, she is the mother of one of our prized recruits-soon-to-be-signee. She opened herself up for this, but I'm not piling on anymore; he's coming to Bama, and she'll still be his mom.

That's a good way to get your post zapped. This is all about talking bad about his mama. Get with the program, man.

She so stupid...she sits on the tv and watches the couch.

 

[RVTIDER]

Re: Landon Collins mom...

Yo mama teeth are so yellow traffic slows down when she smiles!

 

[rizolltizide]

Re: Landon Collins mom...

I do have a question if anyone might know the answer.

The article I read said there is a liaison job waiting for her when she gets to Bama. If I got that right, she would be one of the escort women that escort the recruits around on visits. I have pretty close relationships with a few of the current ladies that provide that service and according to them there is a huge list of people who apply every year. They go through an extensive interview process and classes. I have also been told that the girls HAVE to be SOPHOMORS. I know that last year they had like around 300 people go out for the openings and 60 or somade the cut. If this girl does get to slide right in as a Freshman, it could cause some issues among some of the other girls. I personally don't think its going to work out in the end. Maybe Saban knows this girls family from his ties to LSU in the past and was trying to pull some strings for her, I don't know but I just don't think he would do something this obvious to get a recruit.

I was gonna tie this in to one of your previous posts you shucked and jived on, but I saw some stuff this morning made me think twice. See, now I’m thinking, maybe it means you’re the evil man, and I’m the righteous man, and Mr. 9 millimeter here, he’s the shepherd protecting my righteous arse in the valley of darkness. Or, it could mean you’re the righteous man and I’m the shepherd and it’s the world that’s evil and selfish. I’d like that. But that ain’t the truth. The truth is, you’re the weak, and I’m the tyranny of evil men. But I’m tryin’, lilred, I’m trying real hard to be the shepherd.

 

[lilred]

Re: Landon Collins mom...

I was gonna tie this in to one of your previous posts you shucked and jived on, but I saw some stuff this morning made me think twice. See, now I’m thinking, maybe it means you’re the evil man, and I’m the righteous man, and Mr. 9 millimeter here, he’s the shepherd protecting my righteous arse in the valley of darkness. Or, it could mean you’re the righteous man and I’m the shepherd and it’s the world that’s evil and selfish. I’d like that. But that ain’t the truth. The truth is, you’re the weak, and I’m the tyranny of evil men. But I’m tryin’, lilred, I’m trying real hard to be the shepherd.

What are you talking about? You make no sense at all. The close relationships that I was talking about is that when we were on our recruiting trips we were provided a young lady each time to show us around and to answer our questions. These ladies are very well informed. They have taken classes on what they can and can't do, what they can and cant talk about, and what they can and can't say. They have a tremendous knowledge of the whole program. It is hard work and they are watched very closely to see if they step over the lines. I made friends with several of these ladies but it was all lagitimate relations between a recruits father and the young lady provided to show us around. I am a happy married man, a Christian man, and a faithful fan of Alabama football and the University. I would never even think of anything that would harm the school, the team, my marriage, my reputation, or the opportunity for my son. For you sir to make any kind of implication to the contrary only goes to show your inmaturity and ignorance. I am not shucking or jiving anything. I am simply asking a lagitimate question. Please refrain from showing your stupidity further. Thank you.

 

[RVTIDER]

Re: Landon Collins mom...

 

[RJ YellowHammer]

I always say no one sleeps with anyone crazier than they are...at least not for long, but several of our fellow posters always seem to hail the virtues of gettin' it on with a psycho broad. Of course, I doubt they marry them...or stay married to them for very long. :biggrin2:

Crazy makes a better freak imo. Sane people don't climb the walls or somersault off the couch.

edit for thread relevance: She is so dumb, she asked what "Yield" meant. I said "slow down," she then asked "What....does.....yield.....mean?"

 

[RTR91]

Re: Landon Collins mom...

What are you talking about? You make no sense at all. The close relationships that I was talking about is that when we were on our recruiting trips we were provided a young lady each time to show us around and to answer our questions. These ladies are very well informed. They have taken classes on what they can and can't do, what they can and cant talk about, and what they can and can't say. They have a tremendous knowledge of the whole program. It is hard work and they are watched very closely to see if they step over the lines. I made friends with several of these ladies but it was all lagitimate relations between a recruits father and the young lady provided to show us around. I am a happy married man, a Christian man, and a faithful fan of Alabama football and the University. I would never even think of anything that would harm the school, the team, my marriage, my reputation, or the opportunity for my son. For you sir to make any kind of implication to the contrary only goes to show your inmaturity and ignorance. I am not shucking or jiving anything. I am simply asking a lagitimate question. Please refrain from showing your stupidity further. Thank you.

Please excuse Riz. On the NS board, he focuses on two things (sex and jokes; joking about sex is his favorite thing). I wouldn't take what he says seriously. He is just joking around with you.

 

[MegaVars]

Re: Landon Collins mom...

Heh......

Googlin' "lagitimate question"......no luck. :biggrin2:

 

[lilred]

Re: Landon Collins mom...

Please excuse Riz. On the NS board, he focuses on two things (sex and jokes; joking about sex is his favorite thing). I wouldn't take what he says seriously. He is just joking around with you.

Thank you for clearing that up for me. Some people say I am too serious and they may be right? I do have a great sense of humor but only when I tell the joke.....hehe