The "Yo' Mama" Thread

goodnightjonboy

2nd Team
Nov 4, 2005
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Re: Landon Collins mom...

This just shows how stupid she really is. According to the al.com article, it's not even an NCAA violation...unless he plays basketball. So, what difference does it make?
 

mikes12

All-American
Nov 10, 2005
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Re: Landon Collins mom...

Before she made her accusation, she consulted some other schools compliance offices trying to come up with one that might stick. Here are a few that were declined.

LC's girlfriend was offered a job at Mississippi State, but decided to go to Bama for free.
LC's girlfriend pulled someone else's job out of a stack and replaced the name with her own.
LC's girlfriend got a job offer out of someones trunk, which she thought was strange at the time.
LC's four girlfriends went on HBO to talk about their jobs.
 

twofbyc

Hall of Fame
Oct 14, 2009
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Re: Landon Collins mom...

I just want to say that even though this woman has showed her behind more than once in this process, she is the mother of one of our prized recruits-soon-to-be-signee. She opened herself up for this, but I'm not piling on anymore; he's coming to Bama, and she'll still be his mom.
 

Clubfitter

Hall of Fame
Feb 21, 2009
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Meridianville, Al
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Re: Landon Collins mom...

I just want to say that even though this woman has showed her behind more than once in this process, she is the mother of one of our prized recruits-soon-to-be-signee. She opened herself up for this, but I'm not piling on anymore; he's coming to Bama, and she'll still be his mom.
Great post. (I don't know anything about the relationship between Landon and his Mother. He might be enjoying this, but I doubt it). But I can't see any good thing that can come out of belittling Landon's Mom. No doubt she is acting like a spoiled child, but blood can be thicker than water. Would have liked to have seen Landon's signature on the scholarship documents before this got so far down the road.
 

MegaVars

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Nov 17, 2002
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Re: Landon Collins mom...

I just want to say that even though this woman has showed her behind more than once in this process, she is the mother of one of our prized recruits-soon-to-be-signee. She opened herself up for this, but I'm not piling on anymore; he's coming to Bama, and she'll still be his mom.
And there's a reason she ain't married to his dad anymore, everytime she opens her mouth, the reason becomes clearer. :)
 

SavannahDare

Hall of Fame
Jul 23, 2004
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Re: Landon Collins mom...

In light of the oversized butterfly earrings and the hair color that does not occur in nature, I'd say she epitomizes one of my favorite old sayings:

You can't make a silk purse from a sow's ear.
 

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