I'd really like to put my memory up against Danny Kanell any day of the week because I'd call him out quicker than he's ever been smacked. He's whining about how Alabama always gets the benefit of the doubt. Funny, I recall Kanell winning a national championship ring when FSU lost head to head to Notre Dame and several of his teammates went on TV crying about wanting a second chance. (He was a freshman behind Ward). I'd also point out his coach played for a tie vs UF in 1994 and throw out how many times we were always told at the end of the year how FSU was "really" the best team (1990-91-92) and never fell far even when they lost.
Then I'd hand him a crying towel, shout "Roll Tide," and strut off the set.