I'll try to make my favorite one tidefan friendly:
"This is the fastest guy on the ******* field," an AFC executive said,
via NFL.com. "He was outrunning angles. He's just so ****ing erratic. He's a smart enough kid, but not a fast processor. He's into all these ****ing mental coaches. Has to see it open. Doesn't have anticipation. He's the typical big, rifle-armed ****er who throws everything ****ing hard and fast and will throw a good pass and then the next five, you don't know where the **** they're going to end up."
I'm pretty darn sure most, if not all that, has been said on this board (without the **** of course)