Trump Policies, part IX

[92tide]

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Sending American troops into American cities to quell opposition. Giving permission to use any force necessary to accomplish this purpose. Tell me again how using the word fascism is an overreaction.

exactly the same as other administrations

 

[JDCrimson]

I will repeat again, we are the not the same...

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Sending American troops into American cities to quell opposition. Giving permission to use any force necessary to accomplish this purpose. Tell me again how using the word fascism is an overreaction.

 

[92tide]

I will repeat again, we are the not the same...

the dems brought it on themselves by acknowledging that trans people exist

 

[selmaborntidefan]

He’s on that secret island with JFK and Elvis. Amelia Earhart flew him there.

That might explain why Trump released the Amelia Earhart files.

Of course, nothing is stopping him from releasing the files of a different person whose last name starts with E except he's terrified.

 

[selmaborntidefan]

 

[Crimson1967]

Presidents Bible

Bible Stories as Told By President Trump

presidentsbible.com

A good addition to your church’s children’s department.

 

[CrimsonJazz]

Presidents Bible

Bible Stories as Told By President Trump

presidentsbible.com

A good addition to your church’s children’s department.

Actually, if you want to hear a book being read in the most amusing way possible, look up "50 Shades of Gray" being read by Gilbert Gottfried (RIP). I can guarantee, it will be the best thing you see all night.

 

[Huckleberry]

 

[arthurdawg]

In the medical field we are being bombarded with "gold standard evidence."

Which means... Fabricated from whole cloth for convenience over actually generating the data and doing the hard work.

 

[Its On A Slab]

Actually, if you want to hear a book being read in the most amusing way possible, look up "50 Shades of Gray" being read by Gilbert Gottfried (RIP). I can guarantee, it will be the best thing you see all night.

My gf at the time begged me to take her to see that movie.

It was so bad that I started laughing at the bad dialogue. Then, I got a little apprehensive, given the amount of females in the theater. I figured they all read the books.

But after a while, even they started laughing at the stupidity.

Outside of Mommie Dearest, that was one of the most unintentionally funny movies I have ever seen. I wish MST3K could do a version of it. It's BAD.

 

[Its On A Slab]

My heart goes out to those poor souls in the wartorn city of Portlandia. Our thoughts and prayers go with them.

I asked ChatGPT to write an elegy for them.


An Elegy for Portland





O city by the western waters, once fair and peaceable,


now art thou clothed in garments of mourning.


Thy thoroughfares, erstwhile filled with the sound of industry,


do now resound with tumult and with lamentation.





Brother riseth against brother, and the very night


is rent with the crack of stone and the flare of flame.


The air is heavy with sorrow, as though the wounds


of our late Union strife were opened anew.





How long, O Lord, shall discord abide in the gates?


When shall the hand of mercy bind up the breach,


and peace, gentle and enduring,


descend once more upon thy troubled streets?

 

[Bamaro]

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I freak out when I see it too. He is trashing the whitehouse. Looks like a cheap brothel, not that I would know.

 

[Crimson1967]

I freak out when I see it too. He is trashing the whitehouse. Looks like a cheap brothel, not that I would know.

So you only hang out in expensive brothels?

 

[DzynKingRTR]

So you only hang out in expensive brothels?

that was my first thought too

 

[CrimsonJazz]

So you only hang out in expensive brothels?

that was my first thought too

Come on fellas, let's not give him a hard time. We've all told on ourselves once or twice (usually after several pints.) No judgement here, @Bamaro. This is Murica, dammit!

 

[arthurdawg]

Oh myyy...

 

[CrimsonJazz]

Oh myyy...

Set course for the Bunny Ranch, Mr. Sulu.

 

[selmaborntidefan]

Live updates: Trump to meet Netanyahu as federal government shutdown looms | CNN Politics

Sure he is....

A reminder this is his modus operandi since, oh yeah, he had a deal near in July:
Trump says ceasefire deal is near as Israeli strikes kill 138 Palestinians in Gaza : NPR

 

[Bamaro]

Come on fellas, let's not give him a hard time. We've all told on ourselves once or twice (usually after several pints.) No judgement here, @Bamaro. This is Murica, dammit!

Merkins for Murica

 

[arthurdawg]

Set course for the Bunny Ranch, Mr. Sulu.

I don't think that is the right ranch for Mr. Sulu...