Oct 28, 1969 (Age: 50)
Wishing I was somewhere close to Duluth with a sli
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My neighborhood was so rough that when we played hopscotch, we used REAL Scotch.

At 50, I can date either a 48-year old or two 24-year olds and that way they'll have someone to talk to when I go to sleep.

If you heard it from a friend who heard it from a friend who heard it from another, maybe you need some friends who don't gossip so damn much

I told my ex the truth, that I was seeing a psychiatrist. Then she told me she was seeing a psychiatrist, two plumbers, and a bartender.




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