BREAKING Bill Belichick to become UNC coach

[TraskiTideFan]

Barney's Hot/Crazy Scale is applicable here.

 

[Elefantman]

Except she's of the scale, somewhere like five feet above Barney's head.

 

[DzynKingRTR]

Personally, I don't even think she is that hot. Certainly not worth the trouble.

 

[cdub55]

I know right! This should have been a nothing story and has turned out to be the best college football offseason story since Pole Assassin’s pet monkey attacked a kid at a birthday party.

In 2003 #3 UNA was playing #1 ranked Valdosta who hadn't lost a home game in many years. Both teams were undefeated and UNA QB Will Hall was taking a knee to unwind the final seconds in a 17-10 victory for the Lions. As Will took one of his final kneel down's, a Valodsta fan dressed as a monkey jumped over the fence and blindsided Will. You had to of been there to believe it. I just so happened to be there...

 

[cdub55]

I never thought Mac going to New England would be a bad thing for his career, but it turned out to be that way. Analysts and former players say it constantly when talking about young quarterbacks; where they go is a huge factor in whether they will make it in the NFL or not. I look at Brock Purdy and the offensive system he works in and wonder if Mac would have gone there rather than New England, would things have been different? I know he's there now, but he's now considered "just" a backup in the league, and I doubt he will ever get a true shot as the starter. If Brock Purdy can succeed in the NFL as a starter, I find it hard to believe Mac Jones couldn't, if given the same environment to begin with.

Two things:

1) Purdy is small in stature, not very elusive, and injury prone. Mac will get a chance to start at some point.
2) If Mac is legitimate at the NFL level, he will have his chance to prove it once Purdy goes down.

Who knows, this could be the next Bledsoe/Brady situation...

Where you start out definitely matters, but it isn't the end all be all in the NFL anymore. Baker Mayfield, Sam Darnold, and soon to be potentially Justin Fields are just a few examples of guys who were a real life hot pile of burning garbage at QB who have revitalized their careers after their first stops. Hopefully Mac can do the same.

 

[selmaborntidefan]

Personally, I don't even think she is that hot. Certainly not worth the trouble.

Yeah, this one is puzzling me. She’s okay, but this is not Lynda Carter in Wonder Woman gear when I was 8 years old hot, either.

 

[BearFoot]

Yeah, this one is puzzling me. She’s okay, but this is not Lynda Carter in Wonder Woman gear when I was 8 years old hot, either.

Nothing has ever compared, or will ever compare to Lynda Carter wrapped in Wonder Woman gear…..8 years old…..or 88 years old

 

[CrimsonTheory]

Yeah, this one is puzzling me. She’s okay, but this is not Lynda Carter in Wonder Woman gear when I was 8 years old hot, either.

She's got major OF vibes.

 

[cdub55]

She's got major OF vibes.

I'm not saying she a gold digger, but she ain't messin' with no broke Billie...

 

[BearFoot]

I'm not saying she a gold digger, but she ain't messin' with no broke Billie...

There’s absolutely nothing that he possesses…..and that she covets enough to face the public ridicule…..than his big, beautiful, amazingly-tantalizing bank account.

She’s a gold digger…..we know it…..she knows it…..and she knows we know it. But she doesn’t care that we know it…..because all she cares about is doing whatever she’s got to do for a few years in order to get her grubby little hands on it

 

[Bamabuzzard]

There’s absolutely nothing that he possesses…..and that she covets enough to face the public ridicule…..than his big, beautiful, amazingly-tantalizing bank account.

She’s a gold digger…..we know it…..she knows it…..and she knows we know it. But she doesn’t care that we know it…..because all she cares about is doing whatever she’s got to do for a few years in order to get her grubby little hands on it

And Bill knows it. A lot of rich men who do what Bill's doing know full well why the girl is with them, but they're getting out of it what they want, and they're okay with the girl getting out of it what she wants. It's an unspoken business arrangement. Heck, there are even ads taken out looking for this arrangement from both sides. So there's a market for it.

 

[DzynKingRTR]

There’s absolutely nothing that he possesses…..and that she covets enough to face the public ridicule…..than his big, beautiful, amazingly-tantalizing bank account.

She’s a gold digger…..we know it…..she knows it…..and she knows we know it. But she doesn’t care that we know it…..because all she cares about is doing whatever she’s got to do for a few years in order to get her grubby little hands on it

why so judgemental? Maybe she really loves him?

 

[BhamToTexas]

And Bill knows it. A lot of rich men who do what Bill's doing know full well why the girl is with them, but they're getting out of it what they want, and they're okay with the girl getting out of it what she wants. It's an unspoken business arrangement. Heck, there are even ads taken out looking for this arrangement from both sides. So there's a market for it.

And those ads would be where?

 

[Bamabuzzard]

And those ads would be where?

Apparently, on some of the dating apps, these ads exist. Thank goodness I was married and out of the dating scene when all this online dating "stuff"/apps became so mainstream.