Behind the scenes: PAC to B1G “What are we going to do about the SEC?” B1G “we are good. We have prime time TV and loads of viewers.”
PAC to ACC “What” are we going to do?” ACC “we are good. We got Notre Dame and prime time TV.
PAC “You mean you guys are going to let your hick cousins run the show? B1G and ACC in unison “What do you mean cousins? They related to the Big 12!”
“So, what are we gonna do beside whistle past the graveyard?” We could form an alliance. We need to let the people know we are Academically and Socially Superior to the Hillbilly Conference. Big 12 knocking on door: HEY“wouldn’t that make ya’ll A.S.S’s?
PAC “Let’s try it. It can’t hurt to spin it this way. It will buy us time. KNOCK KNOCK BANG BANG ON DOOR “sounds like a boycott top mel.