Behind the scenes: PAC to B1G “What are we going to do about the SEC?” B1G “we are good. We have prime time TV and loads of viewers.”
PAC to ACC “What” are we going to do?” ACC “we are good. We got Notre Dame and prime time TV.
PAC “You mean you guys are going to let your hick cousins run the show? B1G and ACC in unison “What do you mean cousins? They related to the Big 12!”
“So, what are we gonna do beside whistle past the graveyard?” We could form an alliance. We need to let the people know we are Academically and Socially Superior to the Hillbilly Conference. Big 12 knocking on door: HEY“wouldn’t that make ya’ll A.S.S’s?
PAC “Let’s try it. It can’t hurt to spin it this way. It will buy us time. KNOCK KNOCK BANG BANG ON DOOR “sounds like a boycott top mel.
Today Jim Harbaugh announced he had formed an NIL alliance with Carnival Cruise Lines to discuss holding Spring Training in various tourist resorts around the Caribbean Sea. “This will go down in history as the day Michigan saved NIL from the bullying profiteers of the SEC”, he said. Also on the table is the Fall Camp recruiting NIL bonanza training camp at a destination to be determined before early signing day to be awarded to the highest bidding resort in the Club Med area.