Cell conversation with my wife yesterday as she tries to park in Publix parking garage - "I have to park in the garage. There's a woman about to leave. She's parked into two places. But, she's in a BMW, so she's special. Well, she's either changing a baby or unwrapping a present. A candy bar! She got out a candy bar! She's eating it! She's eating a candy bar, sitting, straddling two spaces with her door open, eating a XXXX candy bar! Checking her phone. Now she's aware people are waiting, pulling out. At last. Later"... 