Done with Auburn

[skrayper77]

I mean it, I am done with them. Seriously, so much hate from a group of individuals towards another group because of the colors worn on gameday. Everything about the school seems, for lack of a better word, dishonest. Everything spoken by half their fanbase seems to blame all their troubles on everyone else in the world. I have no respect for people unwilling to deal with their own issues like adults.

So, I wash my hands of them. Don't ask me to click any links to their boards, quote any messages from their fans, etc. Let them cheat and then get caught, or not get caught - honestly, I no longer care. If something happens, it will happen and if not, then it's irrelevant. I, personally, can no more effect the outcome of an investigation at Auburn than I can change the outcome of Proposition 291 for City Ordinance to Rezone School Districts for Detroit. I care about the same as well.

Don't get me wrong - I'll still joke about Cam Newton scoring low on the Wonderlic and other silly things like that. The investigation, though, I'm stepping away from as well as their psychotic, tin-foil hat wearing fanbase.

 

[Bama Reb]

Wow. So much emotion coming from someone who claims to not care. :biggrin:

 

[skrayper77]

I don't care, except I care deeply about not caring!

How could that possibly be confusing? ;p

 

[TidefaninOS]

Sounds like you've been spending too much time on the ITAT board!

 

[skrayper77]

Sounds like you've been spending too much time on the ITAT board!

I have not!!

*draws you in close* Did you know that the REC faked the moon landing, and that Coach Saban is the genetic clone of Hitler????

 

[REBELZED]

Done with who?

 

[RTR91]

You keep telling yourself that, and I'll see you tomorrow in the Megathread.

 

[TidePrice]

It seems like Fran was right about one thing...they are to be mentioned as only "the school down the road"

 

[AUTigers001]

Whut?!? Why – I’ll be dog-gone if Auburn’s a-done witchu, ol’ feller… we gonna bake yer tree-killin’ behind come next Arn Bole and then we’s a-gunna plant a sight mo’ rye grass in yer fields. And if’n we’re a mind to, we gonna tattoo yous guys but good for a-messin’ wit our fambly --- even if our fambly is a tree. Can you a-guess whut fanger I might be a-displayin’ in yer general dirction ‘bout rite this minit? Well? Can ye?

lol...
<<shaking my head… and wondering – ‘can’t we all just get along’? – Come on everyone…. Join me in a chouus of Kum-ba-ya!>>

 

[skrayper77]

Whut?!? Why – I’ll be dog-gone if Auburn’s a-done witchu, ol’ feller… we gonna bake yer tree-killin’ behind come next Arn Bole and then we’s a-gunna plant a sight mo’ rye grass in yer fields. And if’n we’re a mind to, we gonna tattoo yous guys but good for a-messin’ wit our fambly --- even if our fambly is a tree. Can you a-guess whut fanger I might be a-displayin’ in yer general dirction ‘bout rite this minit? Well? Can ye?

lol...
<<shaking my head… and wondering – ‘can’t we all just get along’? – Come on everyone…. Join me in a chouus of Kum-ba-ya!>>

*laughs* Look, Auburn has provided ONE thing... and one thing only... that I thank them for.

One of my girlfriends showed up in cutoff shorts and a tiger tail. Somehow, I remained strong and did not turn to the darkside.

 

[derek4tide]

*laughs* Look, Auburn has provided ONE thing... and one thing only... that I thank them for.

One of my girlfriends showed up in cutoff shorts and a tiger tail. Somehow, I remained strong and did not turn to the darkside.

 

[Zorak]

Whut?!? Why – I’ll be dog-gone if Auburn’s a-done witchu, ol’ feller… we gonna bake yer tree-killin’ behind come next Arn Bole and then we’s a-gunna plant a sight mo’ rye grass in yer fields. And if’n we’re a mind to, we gonna tattoo yous guys but good for a-messin’ wit our fambly --- even if our fambly is a tree. Can you a-guess whut fanger I might be a-displayin’ in yer general dirction ‘bout rite this minit? Well? Can ye?

lol...
<<shaking my head… and wondering – ‘can’t we all just get along’? – Come on everyone…. Join me in a chouus of Kum-ba-ya!>>

20 year anniversary of the Rodney King beating...nice timely reference there.:wink:

 

[GMacFan]

I wish we could be done with Auburn but saying Bama is done with Auburn is like saying Superman is done with Lex Luthor. When someone is obsessed with you, they're going to have some kind of an impact on you. Auburn will not go away. They're like herpes. You can't ignore herpes, and you can't ignore a bunch of tinfoil-hat-wearing crazy-eyed paranoid smug falsely accusing envious inbreds constantly trying to steal your recruits with lies and going to immoral and dishonorable extremes just to say they beat you.

You can beat them into oblivion until they go back in their trailers for a while though.

 

[RTR91]

I wish we could be done with Auburn but saying Bama is done with Auburn is like saying Superman is done with Lex Luthor. When someone is obsessed with you, they're going to have some kind of an impact on you. Auburn will not go away. They're like herpes. You can't ignore herpes, and you can't ignore a bunch of tinfoil-hat-wearing crazy-eyed paranoid smug falsely accusing envious inbreds constantly trying to steal your recruits with lies and going to immoral and dishonorable extremes just to say they beat you.

You can beat them into oblivion until they go back in their trailers for a while though.

So Bama fans just need to take our medicine to prevent another flare up?

 

[b2v4ua]

I bet you don't know I just had my rant a couple of days ago. I felt better the next day. I think we all have to get on our soap boxes once and a while to release our frustrations. Trust me when I say we ALL know how you feel. But just like RTR91 said see ya tomorrow in the Megathread.

 

[GMacFan]

So Bama fans just need to take our medicine to prevent another flare up?

Medication is only so potent. Jealousy isn't a constantly mutating virus.

 

[TidefaninOS]

I have not!!

*draws you in close* Did you know that the REC faked the moon landing, and that Coach Saban is the genetic clone of Hitler????

LOL! That's what I've heard, too, so there must be something to it, right?

 

[Tideski]

Did Harvey start this thread?

 

[Redwood Forrest]

So what do we want? Vanderbilt for our main rival? That would be ..... uh, ...... well, ...... uh, oh, we could be like LSU and have a Sunbelt team for a rival. Yeah, that would be cool, Troy ...... uh, .......

I think I will just take the Barn and all the drama they bring with them. Long Live The Plains.

 

[RollTide2U]

Awww, don't let them flea-bitten, mangey, tree torturing/hugging, schizoid, bovine-smellin' mongrels get ya down. They cheat for while, get successful, get caught cheating and get whacked on the head about once a generation. If the world stands, they'll do it again. It's what they do. They're not worth your anger. It's fun to laugh at that bunch though!