Harsin and Auburn Drama (Auburn coaching situation talk)

[bamadwain]

Opening up the check book....Coach Hayden Fox - Minnesota State Screaming Eagles. Bringing his crack DC with him...

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They have to dig ol Luther up

 

[bamadwain]

8) Harsin forgot to Weagle off after finishing at the urinal.
9) Harsin said Cyrstal Light is better than Toomer's Corner lemonade.
9) Harsin found out why Pat Dye's pants and wallet were at the bottom of Lake Martin.

10) Harsin didn't build his new house using Yellow wood
11) Harsin showed up late as honorary cow milker at Age Day

 

[mlh]

They have to dig ol Luther up

That was a great show. Very funny.

 

[mlh]

10) Harsin didn't build his new house using Yellow wood
11) Harsin showed up late as honorary cow milker at Age Day

(12) Harsin was a no-show at Bo Jackson's charity golf tournament (for real).

 

[CrimsonNagus]

(12) Harsin was a no-show at Bo Jackson's charity golf tournament (for real).

Now we are getting to the bottom of things. Bo knows when to fire Harsin.

 

[PA Tide Fan]

I thought this story was a bit interesting:

Is Paul Finebaum caller ‘Dale from Boise’ Bryan Harsin’s dad?

Paul Finebaum took a call from a listener in Boise who some say sounded a lot like the Auburn coach's father.

www.al.com

 

[selmaborntidefan]

I thought this story was a bit interesting:

Is Paul Finebaum caller ‘Dale from Boise’ Bryan Harsin’s dad?

Paul Finebaum took a call from a listener in Boise who some say sounded a lot like the Auburn coach's father.

www.al.com

What's amusing is this:

1) I absolutely can see Harsin's dad doing this
2) I absolutely can also see some Barner doing this acting like the Dad, too

Bear in mind these are folks that hired Gene Jelks to lie to the NCAA, so it's not exactly a stretch to think one of them might be able to mimic Daddy Harsin enough to pull it off, either.

 

[Evil Crimson Dragon]

So if you can't find cause, and Harsin refuses a settlement, and says "see ya in discovery boys", does Auburn cave and give him the $18 million? Conventional wisdom says yes because Harsin is damaged goods and he'll cost you more than that in the coming years.

On the Right Reverend Hugh Freeze front, it is reported his buyout at Liberty is $5 million. So in this scenario, it's $23 million right off the top just to start before you put a contract in front of him.

This is the reason that folks at Auburn "can't have nice things...."

They will have to switch from Ultra Charmin to Great Value TP to roll the trees.............

 

[Evil Crimson Dragon]

Opening up the check book....Coach Hayden Fox - Minnesota State Screaming Eagles. Bringing his crack DC with him...

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M-O-O-N.............that spells winning!

 

[Isaiah 63:1]

i wish they would hire Sean Payton. He would probably last less than Harsin with his ego.

Sean Payton would be a perfect fit for Auburn. Google Saints Bounty Scandal if you need to remember why. Maybe he can find another year of eligibility for Nick Fairley while he's at it.

I will never understand why Sean Payton (and Drew Brees for that matter - if he was so unaware as not to know anything about the bounty, what kind of team leader was he really????) is not universally despised...

Edited because: even dirty players shouldn't have their names unintentionally mispelled...

 

[DzynKingRTR]

M-O-O-N.............that spells winning!

Impressive joke not many will get.

 

[BigPoppa52]

Can't make a WKRP reference without this classic

Truly one of the GREAT sitcom episodes ever!

 

[We_are_Bama]

Sean Payton, Lane Kiffin, and Hugh Freeze all have that look to them that just screams cow pasture. They just look like auburn people

 

[TideEngineer08]

Sean Payton would be a perfect fit for Auburn. Google Saints Bounty Scandal if you need to remember why. Maybe he can find another year of eligibility for Nick Fairley while he's at it.

I will never understand why Sean Payton (and Drew Brees for that matter - if he was so unaware as not to know anything about the bounty, what kind of team leader was he really????) is not universally despised...

Edited because: even dirty players shouldn't have their names unintentionally mispelled...

Well, you know, everyone was doing it, or something like that. Plus that Netflix movie Kevin James just did about him said that things "were complicated."

Never cared for Payton as some kind of offensive guru, either, so if Auburn wants to hire him, more power to them. I would actually be less concerned than I would be if they retained Harsin, in fact.

 

[CrimSonami]

So, a reporter asked Harsin today if he expected to be coaching Awrbren next season.

Reply - Nope

 

[Con]

So, a reporter asked Harsin today if he expected to be coaching Awrbren next season.

Reply - Nope

Really? Man this is great stuff.

Edit: Yes he did. Wow!

 

[Cruiser]

So, a reporter asked Harsin today if he expected to be coaching Awrbren next season.

Reply - Nope

Link:; what reporter, where reported?

 

[Con]

Link:; what reporter, where reported?

It is in the news section that @kyallie does. It is on the last page.

 

[Tenntiderman]

I like Remlap. It has some scenic little backroads. Nice, quiet place to live.

Been watching this thread..I have relatives buried up on Pine Mountain.

 

[OBMS]

So if you can't find cause, and Harsin refuses a settlement, and says "see ya in discovery boys", does Auburn cave and give him the $18 million? Conventional wisdom says yes because Harsin is damaged goods and he'll cost you more than that in the coming years.

On the Right Reverend Hugh Freeze front, it is reported his buyout at Liberty is $5 million. So in this scenario, it's $23 million right off the top just to start before you put a contract in front of him.

This is the reason that folks at Auburn "can't have nice things...."

No One:Absolutely No One:I Wonder What Phil Falcone Is Up To?

“Are you aware of what I’m dealing with and what I’ve dealt with?”

www.institutionalinvestor.com

Quote - In 2007 his hedge fund’s returns more than doubled following a prescient short on subprime mortgage securities. Assets soared to $26 billion, and he personally earned $1.7 billion.

Harbinger Capital - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

Type	Private company
Industry	Financials
Founded	2001[1] in Birmingham, Alabama by Harbert Management Corporation
Headquarters	New York City, New York, USA
Key people	Philip Falcone (Senior Managing Director)
AUM	$9 billion[2]
Website	www.harbingercapital.com

Falcone made $1.7 Billion in fees. Between Lowder, Harbert and Rane, if they needed to, they could do this every year or two and never even touch their principle. It is also why they will never allow it go to discovery.