Need Help With My Undershirt

[gmart74]

I have to dress all fancy like these days. So ive been wearing a white cotton tshirt under my polo. Well after a few minutes to hours, the stupid undershirt starts to ride up and bunch up by my beltline. To me it looks like I have a muffin top. Which makes me feel less sexy. Which hurts my feelings. So what am I doing wrong and how do I fix it?

 

[RVTIDER]

You have the same problem I do. We are too sexy for our shirts. Too sexy.

 

[Bama Reb]

You wear a t-shirt under your polo shirt? Isn't the weather a bit hot for that?

 

[Bamabuzzard]

I have to dress all fancy like these days. So ive been wearing a white cotton tshirt under my polo. Well after a few minutes to hours, the stupid undershirt starts to ride up and bunch up by my beltline. To me it looks like I have a muffin top. Which makes me feel less sexy. Which hurts my feelings. So what am I doing wrong and how do I fix it?

You need a t-shirt onsie. The kind that snaps between the legs. RV said he'd help you snap it.

Speaking of raunchy, where has Riz been?

 

[bamachile]

Not to get all serious after the way the thread is devolving, but all undershirts are not the same. Forget the el cheapo Fruit-of-the-Loom stuff, they're not long enough and are easily stretched into uselessness. Hanes is a minimum standard. Better a wee bit large than too small as well; the tight-fitting undershirts will ride up and bunch up exactly as you describe.

Also, don't forget to change your undershirt at least twice a week, as often as you put on new deodorant and half as often as you bathe. :wink:

 

[RTR91]

Undershirts don't go under polos. You'll feel better without them. I don't wear them unless I'm wearing one of my nicer dress shirts.

 

[GreatDanish]

Not to get all serious after the way the thread is devolving, but all undershirts are not the same. Forget the el cheapo Fruit-of-the-Loom stuff, they're not long enough and are easily stretched into uselessness. Hanes is a minimum standard. Better a wee bit large than too small as well; the tight-fitting undershirts will ride up and bunch up exactly as you describe.

Funny. I wear small, tight Fruit of the Loom shirts. The longer the shirt, the more it rides up for me. I tuck it in, if I can, tightly. The smaller and tighter, the better.
Mine don't ride up. And, when I get home, I rip off my dress shirt Superman-style and I feel all strong.

 

[92tide]

i just use white shoe polish on my chest. no wrinkles, no riding up and it looks quite awesome if i do say so myself.

 

[Bamabuzzard]

To stop the riding up I wear mid-drift and overly tight t-shirts.

 

[RTR91]

You can always use Chance's shirts...

 

[seebell]

You need those elastic thingees that snap onto your socks and then snap on your undershirt.

Shirt garters:

 

[RTR91]

You need those elastic thingees that snap onto your socks and then snap on your undershirt.

Shirt garters:

Is that what Democrats were that cause them to always get their undies in a wad?

 

[bamachile]

Funny. I wear small, tight Fruit of the Loom shirts. The longer the shirt, the more it rides up for me. I tuck it in, if I can, tightly. The smaller and tighter, the better.
Mine don't ride up. And, when I get home, I rip off my dress shirt Superman-style and I feel all strong.

Heh. Diff'rent strokes, and all that. It's the summer cycle now, so Ive begun switching over to A-shirts (wife-beaters) for casual and business casual; full T's for dress shirts even in the summertime.

 

[bamachile]

You need those elastic thingees that snap onto your socks and then snap on your undershirt.

Shirt garters:

We had to wear those hateful things as part of our uniform during my one year as a midshipman. Gah! Burn them!

 

[Bodhisattva]

Just follow the trend set by Howard Wolowitz and wear a dickey.

 

[seebell]

We had to wear those hateful things as part of our uniform during my one year as a midshipman. Gah! Burn them!

I too was a midshipman for one year!! Long sad story.

 

[bamachile]

I too was a midshipman for one year!! Long sad story.

OK, you've got a PM coming.

 

[TommyMac]

Don't wear the undershirt, solves your problem, saves you money and cuts down on your laundry.

 

[gmart74]

Im thinking about tucking the undershirt in my underwear and the outer shirt in my pants

 

[bamachile]

Im thinking about tucking the undershirt in my underwear and the outer shirt in my pants

Won't work.

BTW, neither your undershirt nor your polo shirt will ride up if you go to work without pants. Let us know how the first day goes.