Phil Fulmers new plan

[alafamaban82]

Now that he got a pay raise he can afford his eating habits. Breakfast: donuts, Lunch: more donuts, Supper: Go out to eat at.....................................................................Crispy Creme for more donuts. This is a stupid thread, but it shows my hate for that coach and school. I am seriously thinking about sending him a box of crispy creme donuts express mail. go ahead flame me because i am just corny.

 

[Crimson Hawk]

Relax.....and have a donut! :biggrin: :biggrin: :biggrin:

 

[rolltideas]

I heard he eats his doughnuts with syrup and washes them down with twinkies.

 

[BAMMAR]

Rolltideas, It's Krispy Kremes. Phatlock needs all the sugar he can get so he can keep up the good investigative work he does for the SEC. There ain't no atkins diet in his world.

 

[pyro]

Hey anybody got a needle, we can pop fat phil. :biggrin:

 

[BigTex]

Hey anybody got a needle, we can pop fat phil. :biggrin:

Will he go flying around the room like a popped baloon ?

 

[pyro]

Probably.

 

[rolltideas]

If you popped Phat Phil you wouldn't get air, you would get gravy! :biggrin:

 

[NashTIDE]

Phatty's typical day

430am-awaken, shower, shave and dress fast....rush to Krispy Kreme so he can be there when the doors open and be first in line. gorges himself on donuts, eclairs, jelly-fill's, cream fills and cinnamon rolls and coffee. Meets with an assistant coach about transgressions/crimes of his players and discusses/implements ways to cover them up. Calls Rich Johanigmeir (has him on speed dial on cell phone) to start the cover-up

1230pm-Lunch at Shoneys--ALL YOU CAN STUFF buffet, soup and salad bar. Cleans out all the fried chicken, pork chops, corn bread, macaroni and cheese, green beans, rolls, cabbage, potato salad etc...... Meets with witnesses/victims of transgressions/crimes of his players. Tells them what they saw or heard (nothing) and tells (most likely threatens) them not to talk to anyone about anything especially media.

630 pm-Supper at Olive Garden-has "Never Ending Pasta Bowl"- waitress loses count on how many bowls of pasta he is served. Meets with attorneys, campus admin and arranges for "problems" to be taken care of. Calls Rich Johanigmeir and advises everything has been taken car of and tells him of "something he heard" during the day involving the University Of Alabama. Cuts deal "stay off my back and I'll scratch your back" with NZAA. Promises he can "prove" what he "heard".

900 pm-arrives at home and takes alka seltzer and rolaids for indigestion and heartburn. Makes phone calls to various people and concocts "proof" needed to implicate rival school. Makes several more "deals" before having a snack and going to bed

 

[CrImSoNtIdE!]

Will he go flying around the room like a popped baloon ?

As obese as he is, he will probably blow out of this freakin world and land on some unknown plantet.