The "Yo' Mama" Thread

rizolltizide

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Re: Landon Collins mom...

What are you talking about? You make no sense at all. The close relationships that I was talking about is that when we were on our recruiting trips we were provided a young lady each time to show us around and to answer our questions. These ladies are very well informed. They have taken classes on what they can and can't do, what they can and cant talk about, and what they can and can't say. They have a tremendous knowledge of the whole program. It is hard work and they are watched very closely to see if they step over the lines. I made friends with several of these ladies but it was all lagitimate relations between a recruits father and the young lady provided to show us around. I am a happy married man, a Christian man, and a faithful fan of Alabama football and the University. I would never even think of anything that would harm the school, the team, my marriage, my reputation, or the opportunity for my son. For you sir to make any kind of implication to the contrary only goes to show your inmaturity and ignorance. I am not shucking or jiving anything. I am simply asking a lagitimate question. Please refrain from showing your stupidity further. Thank you.
If'n I wasn't a forgiving Christian man, this would be deeply offensive and hurtful. As it is, lilred, I'm praying for you so that you may not be so hurtful to others in the future who may not share my same convictions, however lagitimate they may or may not be.
 

cbi1972

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Re: Landon Collins mom...

If'n I wasn't a forgiving Christian man, this would be deeply offensive and hurtful. As it is, lilred, I'm praying for you so that you may not be so hurtful to others in the future who may not share my same convictions, however lagitimate they may or may not be.
What about the convictions that got overturned?
 

RTR91

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Re: Landon Collins mom...

Thank you for clearing that up for me. Some people say I am too serious and they may be right? I do have a great sense of humor but only when I tell the joke.....hehe
You have to be thick skinned on this part of the board. You'll get used to it if you hang around long enough.

Also when I read the part that Riz highlighted about you having "pretty close relationships with a few of the current ladies that provide that service," it came across a little funny. I mean, ladies providing a service... That usually deals with one thing. :p_green:
 
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MegaVars

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Re: Landon Collins mom...

I been reading NS for 7 years and posting for about 2 and there is still stuff that goes way over my head.
Understandable, RV....not that you're slow or anything.....what I'm tryin' to say is....well you know.....Riz can explain it better than me. ;)
 

RVTIDER

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Re: Landon Collins mom...

Understandable, RV....not that you're slow or anything.....what I'm tryin' to say is....well you know.....Riz can explain it better than me. ;)
If being slow is the worst thing I am accused of today, well lets just say it will be a good day.
 

lilred

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Re: Landon Collins mom...

Some people drink from the fountain of knowledge, you and I just gargled. It's all good.
This is the real fountain of knowledge

John 14:6

New King James Version (NKJV)

[SUP]6 [/SUP]Jesus said to him, “I am the way, the truth, and the life. No one comes to the Father except through Me.
 

Rasputin

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Re: Landon Collins mom...

This is the real fountain of knowledge

John 14:6

New King James Version (NKJV)

[SUP]6 [/SUP]Jesus said to him, “I am the way, the truth, and the life. No one comes to the Father except through Me.
 

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