Let me translate:
We're back to where we were in January since the US also agreed to drop tariffs but for some reason that's not in the TITLE, only when you READ it:
"the Canadian government will now match the United States by removing all of Canada's tariffs on U.S. goods specifically covered under USMCA"
In other words:
1) TACO (again)
2) "Chant MAGA"
3) "Art of the Deal, 47-dimensional chess claim"
And we're seeing the Wizard of Trump in action in DC (I can't really call him any of the characters since he is lacking a heart AND a brain AND courage beyond the 7th grade insults he learned when he was tied up in sheets to the latrine at military school):
1) Claim something that doesn't exist DOES
2) Claim you're solving it
3) Get involved with cameras to show how that thing doesn't exist NOW that you've acted
4) Claim credit for it.
Y'all remember that national epidemic of American men cutting their privates off in the sun roofs of imported cars? Well, Trump stopped the import of foreign cars with sun roofs via tariff and so those men (who apparently cannot find sun roofs on any other cars) stopped self-mutilating. ANOTHER WIN FOR TRUMP!!
(And if this sounds utterly ridiculous, well, now you know how everything that comes out of this clown's mouth sounds to rational human beings).
