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http://www.wvgazette.com/section/News/2006020623?pt=0 And how long before Lt. Rebrook gets paid for his destroyed arm?

http://www.bandofbrothers2006.org/candidates/ No, they're not all Iraq war veterans, and they certainly aren't all liberals--but they do support a strong secure America, and they've backed their belief with honorable military service. And they've chosen the Democratic Party as the party that...

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2005/11/05/AR2005110501366_pf.html

Ooooh, vicious! http://buffalobeast.com/91/50.htm They left off a lot of people I would have liked to see, but it's hard to pick out anyone worthy of removing from the list to make room for them. Except for #13. Also, putting Terri Schiavo on there was in bad form. Seems to me it was the...

One of the great things about the United States is that anyone can run for public office. You don't have to be rich or from a certain area, you don't have to have attended a particular school or come from a particular family. In fact, you can even be a Satanist and give yourself the nickname...

http://blogs.washingtonpost.com/campaignforthecourt/2006/01/durbin_statemen.html

http://jta.org/page_view_breaking_story.asp?intid=770 And here I'd reckoned he was just being punished for being 77 years old and too overweight for his health to support. Silly me.

http://news.com.com/Theres+no+getting+off+that+no-fly+list/2100-7350_3-5996897.html And they won't take the infant off, either. No appeals, no nuttin. And the guy who wrote "Bush's Brain", a full-blooded American with no criminal history, is on, too. Apparently just because he wrote a book...

I got an envelope from someplace called Domain Registry of America. I opened it, and it was a remittance form that said that my domain would be expiring soon and I needed to pay to renew it. Thankfully, my skeptical brain kicked in and said, "Read it again. This smells fishy." Buried three...

http://typology.people-press.org/typology/ I'm a "Conservative Democrat". Bet you're shocked!

Heaing offline to be Christmassy for a few days. Cheers, and may you all have a Merry Christmas, a Io Saturnalia, a Happy Hannukah, a Super Solstice, a Copacetic Kwanzaa, a Yeehaw Yule, and a Rock-em Sock-em Ramadan!

http://www.whitehouse.gov/news/releases/2004/04/20040420-2.html -- President Bush, April 2004, nearly three years after he authorized secret domestic surveillance by the NSA without court orders or warrants. :mad2:

http://www.wchstv.com/newsroom/eyewitness/0512/051209-1.shtml I wonder if it was the same financial analyst who wanted me to buy all that Hershey and Gerber stock...

http://politicalhumor.about.com/od/stupidquotes/a/dumbquotes2005.htm Makes you wonder what they'll say in 2006, don't it?

http://www.wtsp.com/weird/weird_article.aspx?storyid=22311 Lemme guess: If it turns out the guy with the gun is a Republican, then 9/11 changed everything and she should have known better than to touch other people's cars. If he's a Democrat, then it's an Assault on Christmas.

http://news.tbo.com/news/MGBVZKA57HE.html This is what always happens when a middle manager has a problem with a company check--the cops get called. A couple of details missing in this account: the cards were pre-ordered, the manager and employees were expecting a manager from GAF to come in...

You probably missed it in the rush of news last week, but there was actually a report that someone in Pakistan had published in a newspaper an offer of a reward to anyone who killed an American, any American. So an Australian dentist wrote an editorial the following day to let everyone know...

http://www.seedmagazine.com/news/2005/11/the_other_id.php Am I going to the Special Hell just for being amused at this?

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20051202/ap_on_go_ca_st_pe/passenger_screening See? We can carry scissors on the plane again. Who says we aren't winning the war on terror? Oh, boy! Randomness! One gate will be staffed by small furry creatures from Alpha Centauri. At the next gate, they will...