Folks, I've been a small town lawyer for nearly thirty years now. Although I don't do much criminal work nowadays, I did in the past. I can tell y'all that what Nico is charged with is among the most idiotic of "crimes" that is on the books. ANYONE can get arrested and convicted of harassment in Alabama for basically cussing someone else out.
For quite awhile, "harassment and harassing communication" has been a crime in Alabama, courtesy of the people we send to Montgomery to make our laws. Just as an FYI, here's a part of the law, from Section 13A-11-8 of the Code of Alabama:
A person commits the crime of harassment if, with intent to harass, annoy, or alarm another person, he or she either:
a. Strikes, shoves, kicks, or otherwise touches a person or subjects him or her to physical contact.
b. Directs abusive or obscene language or makes an obscene gesture towards another person.
You don't have to injure anyone and it's still a crime if you yell at your spouse in your living room. The moral of the story, I guess, is that we should all be nice or risk going to jail.
