BREAKING Bill Belichick to become UNC coach

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Like the old joke:

A 90 year old man is marrying and 25 year old girl. A friend says to him “A marriage like this can be dangerous. Have you given any consideration to that?”

The old man says “yeah..I’ve thought about it and I’m willing to take the risk. If she dies, well….she dies….”
 
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Crazy thing is they already told everyone they "met on an airplane" why shut down the question at that point? If it was a lie, just keep rolling with it. Even if she is an escort who cares? Pretty Woman is an American Classic at this point 🤣.
 
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Man there’s something about a late in life divorce that really fries old dudes brains
I fell victim. Not that late though. When I was 46 and recently divorced I started dating a 21 yo waitress at a local bar. She was a very attractive, albeit damaged young lady. After a couple of months of power drinking and a Million “dude” ‘s (that was the saying, like bro today with the young’ uns) I came to my senses. That was almost 20 years ago.
 

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I fell victim. Not that late though. When I was 46 and recently divorced I started dating a 21 yo waitress at a local bar. She was a very attractive, albeit damaged young lady. After a couple of months of power drinking and a Million “dude” ‘s (that was the saying, like bro today with the young’ uns) I came to my senses. That was almost 20 years ago.
Dude

Bro

I'd never make it past the first utterance of the word. Either of them.

Good luck to Belichick though. Might as well enjoy it while he can.
 

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UNC has also announced that coach Bill Belichick will not be traveling with the team for their game against Syracuse on Oct 31. This game conflicts with Jordan's Halloween party and she has already picked out Bill's costume.
 

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I read an online article this week that says some "insiders" of the UNC program believe Belichick is being completely controlled by this girl and she is making more of the decisions than he is. There are "faint" whispers that he may need to step down or be fired.

This may not end well.
 

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Looks like the Belichick men like women who like drama. That ought to make the family barbecue on Memorial Day interesting.

I read an online article this week that says some "insiders" of the UNC program believe Belichick is being completely controlled by this girl and she is making more of the decisions than he is. There are "faint" whispers that he may need to step down or be fired.

This may not end well.
I don't know if the rumors about UNC insiders' thoughts on Jordan Hudson are true or not. I do know that in general UNC thinks of itself as being in the Ivy League of public universities and doesn't like unseemly behavior and airing of dirty laundry.

Money people and/or senior administrators being uncomfortable with her antics would be consistent with that.

And yes, I well remember their "flexible" academic standards for athletes and skating on what should have been slam-dunk NCAA violations. I'm just saying they view themselves as being above the vulgar fray.
 

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